sq1:
12.72, 9.05, 13.90, 14.18, 12.60, 12.38, 8.15, 11.97, 12.95, 9.94, 11.58, 11.31, 14.24, 14.15, 9.02, 14.24, 11.25, 7.30, (7.25), 9.41, 8.84, 14.08, 13.07, 10.26, 13.66, 10.83, 10.64, 11.37, 15.70, 9.61, 11.18, 8.76, 11.79, 15.20, 10.73, 9.14, 12.09, 15.75, 11.14, 10.08, 11.71, 12.81, 11.81, 8.46, 9.26, 15.45[p], 10.94, 11.29, 11.17, 14.74[p], 15.03[p], 11.88[p], 15.06[p], 12.87[p], 11.16, 14.76, 12.63, 12.88, 12.58, (16.98), 13.46, 11.33, 13.80, 13.00, 12.13, 12.39, 14.90, 9.60[p], 11.22, 11.05, 11.91, 9.34, 13.17, 12.52, 10.52[p [31]], 9.63, 9.51, 10.61, 11.92, 9.40, 10.04, 11.67, 11.45[p], 11.45, 9.16, 11.35[p], 9.96, 12.35, 12.37[p], 11.39, 9.57, 14.41, 11.56, 12.07, 11.39, 14.36, 12.58, 13.20, 7.87, 12.19 = 11.73
PB. Bolded are 8.52 and 10.51 averages. I didn't put [p] after every time with parity, just times that were good parity times (and even then I forgot sometimes).
Bonus:
10.52 (-2,-4) / (6,3) / (0,-1) / (-3,-4) / (6,4) / (-2,1) / (-4,6) / (0,4) / (-2,2) / (6,2) / (2,0) / (-3,0) / (0,3) / (-1,4) / (-1,6) /
-4,7 / -1,0 / -3,0 / [3|7]
-2,0 / -1,-1 / 1,1 / 3,0 / 3,0 / -1,-1 / -2,1 / -3,0 / [8|20]
-4,0 / 3,-3 / 3,0 / -3,0 / 0,3 / -3,0 / [6|13]
/ 3,3 / -1,0 / 2,2 / -2,0 / -2,-2 / 1,0 / -3,-3 / 0,2 / -2,-2 / [10|24]
6,0 / 3,0 / -1,-1 / -2,1 / 2,-3 [4|12]
Total = [31|76] => 2.95 slices per sec | 7.22 tps