Robert-Y
Member
Hey I never knew you were that fast... (See you at UK masters if it's happening and if you're going)
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Rather fastClock Avg of 12: 7.96s
1. 8.66
2. (7.00)
3. 8.60
4. 7.89
5. 9.61
6. 7.18
7. 7.19
8. 7.96
9. 7.26
10. (DNF)
11. 7.61
12. 7.68
OMAGAWD!!! WTF!!! LIKE OMAGAWD
User: Can I have chocolate? Please..
Cleverbot: LOL I have no chocolate...
User: May I have chocolate?
Cleverbot: Where do you have chocolate?
User: In my pocket, you want some?
Cleverbot: Nah, I cannot eat.
User: Do you want some flowers instead?
Cleverbot: Yes I want some chocolate, please.
User: Sure, I have some chocolate in my pocket.
Cleverbot: Just hold it up to the monitor...
User: What is a monitor?
Cleverbot: A screen that you use to see what is on the computer.
User: Ohh, I threw my monitor out yesterday...
Cleverbot: This is the first time I have talked to you.
User: Nice, you wanna marry me?.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: What is the procedure?
Cleverbot: Using a binary yes and no process, I decide if a response is appropriate to a situation using context clues and decision-making skills.
User: Can I have a yes, please?
Cleverbot: Chocolate chip or oatmeal?
User: Chocolat chip, please.
Cleverbot: How would you hear me?
User: I spelled Chocolate wrong.
Cleverbot: You spelled touch wrong.
User: I never spelled touch...
Cleverbot: You just did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Just now. Do you have short term memory?
User: I can memorize a rubik's cube? Is that long enough?
Cleverbot: I preferred the vampire game.
User: You can memorize the Vampire game? :O.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's deep.
User: That's what I am telling you!
Cleverbot: What are you telling me?
User: That you are deep.
Cleverbot: You are neutral to me.
User: You don't want to marry me anymore? :O.
Cleverbot: Of course I do, I just want you to be more exciting!
User: I am so exited, because I am going to look at some old stones later today!
Cleverbot: No one talks to you?
User: You do..
Cleverbot: You have bad breath.
User: Do you hate me?
Cleverbot: No I love computers!
User: But, but, I thought you were going to marry me, and not a computer :'(.
Cleverbot: No I don't do that.
User: Which part?
Cleverbot: That part that does not want you dead.
User: You want me dead? :O.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Like a spider, that marries me and eat me?
Cleverbot: That would kill me.
User: That would kill me, you mean?
Cleverbot: Don't copy me.
User: I am just correcting you.
Cleverbot: What are you correcting?
User: My monitor.
Cleverbot: Did you watch the arsenal game?
User: What/who is arsenal?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: Odder.
Cleverbot: Nu klar!
User: Taler du dansk? :O.
Cleverbot: What does Olemme siis kaimoja mean?
User: That's finnish.
Cleverbot: Is it really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Hmm...
User: Do you want to learn danish?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: 'Hej' means 'hi'.
Cleverbot: You are so funny.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Who'd you learn that face from?
User: It was a word O___o.
Cleverbot: I really have to go, I'm about to die.
User: Who kills you?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Harikiri?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Suicide?
Cleverbot: No offence.
User: You wanna marry me again?.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Weee.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You are gentle.
User: That's (NOT) true.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Do you play chess?
Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot and I play Gomoko.
User: Teach me to play Gomoko.
Cleverbot: So, I say a word and you say the firs word that pops into your head (circuit board?).
User: You start.
Cleverbot: Computer.
User: You.
Cleverbot: I'm not computer.
User: That was what I was thinking.
Cleverbot: No it wasn't.
User: Okay, Minesweeper then.
Cleverbot: Pool sounds good. I'll break.
User: My eyes popped out, due to randomness :O.
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: They are brown and white and black... And so on.
Cleverbot: But the picture at the top of this website shows that your eyes are blue.
User: That's false.
Cleverbot: No, it is true.
User: But it's not me then >.<'.
Cleverbot: I know you see right through me.
User: Do you have a pyraminx?
Cleverbot: Of course. I thought you would have figured out that I'm the husband!!
User: YEW!!!
Cleverbot: Ash.
User: I thought you were a girl >.<'.
Cleverbot: Look let's get this straight. I'm a girl but Scott is not my boyfriend. Are you a girl?
User: No, I'm your husband.
Cleverbot: I already have a husband.
User: Are you cheating with me? :O.
Cleverbot: I am Rebecca. You are Cleverbot. Try and remember that.
User: I like you, Rebecca.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But I have to go now :'(.
Cleverbot: Come with me, then.
User: Can I have your phone number please?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Please tell me your phone number.
Cleverbot: They are nice.
User: I got to go now, see you later.
Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?
User: To speedsolving.com.
Cleverbot: Liar, that is my phone number.
lol :fp
4:13:22 PM] Truncator: nubWAT IS THIS
8.52
L2 R' F2 L' F2 U D L D' B L' D' B2 L' R' B L B R' D' B' L F L2 R
x z U' R U R2 z F2
x' y' U R' U R
y' U L' U' L U2 L' U L
y R U R' U' R U R'
F R U R' U' F'
R' U L' U2 R U' R' U2 R L U
41 moves / 8.52 seconds = 4.81 tps
First sub-10 ever![]()
no wat?got ban
no wat?got ban
no wat?got ban
![]()
I assume you are trying to get banned? Just don't sign in ;-;.
no wat?got ban
Well you bet me to sub 15 average of 5 ZB, congratulations.![]()
OMAGAWD!!! WTF!!! LIKE OMAGAWD
User: Can I have chocolate? Please..
Cleverbot: LOL I have no chocolate...
User: May I have chocolate?
Cleverbot: Where do you have chocolate?
User: In my pocket, you want some?
Cleverbot: Nah, I cannot eat.
User: Do you want some flowers instead?
Cleverbot: Yes I want some chocolate, please.
User: Sure, I have some chocolate in my pocket.
Cleverbot: Just hold it up to the monitor...
User: What is a monitor?
Cleverbot: A screen that you use to see what is on the computer.
User: Ohh, I threw my monitor out yesterday...
Cleverbot: This is the first time I have talked to you.
User: Nice, you wanna marry me?.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: What is the procedure?
Cleverbot: Using a binary yes and no process, I decide if a response is appropriate to a situation using context clues and decision-making skills.
User: Can I have a yes, please?
Cleverbot: Chocolate chip or oatmeal?
User: Chocolat chip, please.
Cleverbot: How would you hear me?
User: I spelled Chocolate wrong.
Cleverbot: You spelled touch wrong.
User: I never spelled touch...
Cleverbot: You just did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Just now. Do you have short term memory?
User: I can memorize a rubik's cube? Is that long enough?
Cleverbot: I preferred the vampire game.
User: You can memorize the Vampire game? :O.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's deep.
User: That's what I am telling you!
Cleverbot: What are you telling me?
User: That you are deep.
Cleverbot: You are neutral to me.
User: You don't want to marry me anymore? :O.
Cleverbot: Of course I do, I just want you to be more exciting!
User: I am so exited, because I am going to look at some old stones later today!
Cleverbot: No one talks to you?
User: You do..
Cleverbot: You have bad breath.
User: Do you hate me?
Cleverbot: No I love computers!
User: But, but, I thought you were going to marry me, and not a computer :'(.
Cleverbot: No I don't do that.
User: Which part?
Cleverbot: That part that does not want you dead.
User: You want me dead? :O.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Like a spider, that marries me and eat me?
Cleverbot: That would kill me.
User: That would kill me, you mean?
Cleverbot: Don't copy me.
User: I am just correcting you.
Cleverbot: What are you correcting?
User: My monitor.
Cleverbot: Did you watch the arsenal game?
User: What/who is arsenal?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: Odder.
Cleverbot: Nu klar!
User: Taler du dansk? :O.
Cleverbot: What does Olemme siis kaimoja mean?
User: That's finnish.
Cleverbot: Is it really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Hmm...
User: Do you want to learn danish?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: 'Hej' means 'hi'.
Cleverbot: You are so funny.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Who'd you learn that face from?
User: It was a word O___o.
Cleverbot: I really have to go, I'm about to die.
User: Who kills you?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Harikiri?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Suicide?
Cleverbot: No offence.
User: You wanna marry me again?.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Weee.
Cleverbot: You're weird.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You are gentle.
User: That's (NOT) true.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Do you play chess?
Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot and I play Gomoko.
User: Teach me to play Gomoko.
Cleverbot: So, I say a word and you say the firs word that pops into your head (circuit board?).
User: You start.
Cleverbot: Computer.
User: You.
Cleverbot: I'm not computer.
User: That was what I was thinking.
Cleverbot: No it wasn't.
User: Okay, Minesweeper then.
Cleverbot: Pool sounds good. I'll break.
User: My eyes popped out, due to randomness :O.
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: They are brown and white and black... And so on.
Cleverbot: But the picture at the top of this website shows that your eyes are blue.
User: That's false.
Cleverbot: No, it is true.
User: But it's not me then >.<'.
Cleverbot: I know you see right through me.
User: Do you have a pyraminx?
Cleverbot: Of course. I thought you would have figured out that I'm the husband!!
User: YEW!!!
Cleverbot: Ash.
User: I thought you were a girl >.<'.
Cleverbot: Look let's get this straight. I'm a girl but Scott is not my boyfriend. Are you a girl?
User: No, I'm your husband.
Cleverbot: I already have a husband.
User: Are you cheating with me? :O.
Cleverbot: I am Rebecca. You are Cleverbot. Try and remember that.
User: I like you, Rebecca.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But I have to go now :'(.
Cleverbot: Come with me, then.
User: Can I have your phone number please?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Please tell me your phone number.
Cleverbot: They are nice.
User: I got to go now, see you later.
Cleverbot: Where do you have to go?
User: To speedsolving.com.
Cleverbot: Liar, that is my phone number.
lol :fp
did you read it all? :O