50 reasons you know you're addicted to speed solving

[collinbxyz]

You know you're addicted when your freinds aren't impressed to see you do a sub 10 solve since they've grown tired of your stupid hobby.

fixed

 

[theace]

When you do stuff like this:

 

[Jostle]

"You have had rubik's cubes banned in at least 5 different classes (I'm up to 10 right now)"

I got it banned for every class at once, they even had a meeting and ****.

 

[sa11297]

"You have had rubik's cubes banned in at least 5 different classes (I'm up to 10 right now)"

I got it banned for every class at once, they even had a meeting and ****.

im getting there...

 

[collinbxyz]

"You have had rubik's cubes banned in at least 5 different classes (I'm up to 10 right now)"

I got it banned for every class at once, they even had a meeting and ****.

Homeschooled FTW!

 

[theace]

I've been cube banned from all 6 classes and 4 labs. I have been warned that I will be kicked out of the lab if I cube again. That didn't stop me from cubing at the university practicals after I finished my experiments. I even managed to teach the external examiner the first layer. That day, I had on me a Square 2, 6x6 and my Pyra Crystal which baffled the examiner. I did a BLD for the panel too hehe

 

[JyH]

When you teach your girlfriend how to solve a pyraminx.
When your girlfriend calls during a solve... so you finish it OH

What's a girl? Is that one of those urban legends like "The Sun" or "Exercise"?

 

[Specs112]

"You have had rubik's cubes banned in at least 5 different classes (I'm up to 10 right now)"

Only 3 of 8 teachers I have care at all. One doesn't even notice.

Although one of the anti-cubing teachers...
I had a pop while doing 4x4 in his class (ffffffff, Shengshou). I asked if anyone had something I could put the pieces in, because I didn't feel like fixing it then.
The teacher brought me the trash can. Ha ha ha, no.

 

[Kynit]

When you are at a red light and you read peoples license plates and laugh at some of them

Hahah, who doesn't love Chris Hardwick?

 

[timeless]

when ur parent thinks ur addicted to cubing just because u printed a list of PLL algs

 

[Gaétan Guimond]

guimond the perfect stranger

You're in a nightclub and ask the DJ to play the Sexy Move song
You've attempted to use Jig-a-loo as cooking spray
You've attempted to see Jig-a-loo as a hair styling product.
You see a picture of a Rubik's cube on an advertising poster and check to see if it's solvable.
You see a picture of a Rubik's cube on an advertising poster and start planning your cross, F2L...
You wear running shoes to competitions in case you get a long distance pop and have to run and get it.
You have a training blindfold and a competition blindfold.
The wall next to your desk is covered in the mesh separators of cubesmith sticker sheets.
You have a cubesmith logo sticker on your phone
You have a cubesmith logo sticker on your monitor
You go to a computer shop and ask for a "gigaminx" of RAM.
You get the opening theme from cubecast podcast stuck in your head.
You get the "Jazz band super mario brothers music" from cubecast podcast stuck in your head.
You check V-cube.com once a day in case there's any new products.
You check lightake.com once an hour in case there's any new products.
You seriously consider learning Chinese in order to read their forums.
You consider emigrating in order to have a chance at a national record.
You name your son Feliks.
Someone is cooking a roux and you think "Pfff, Fridrich is better".
You're driving down the highway in Australia and see a 'roo and you think "Pfff, Fridrich is better".
You're a British person watching TV and Danny La Rue comes on and you think "Pfff, Fridrich is better".
You know what country the surname "Zemdegs" is from.
The ' key on your keyboard is worn through.
You've killed a keyboard from using the space bar as a cube timer
You meet someone from French-Canada and immediately think "Oh no, Guimond!"

 

[RTh]

...you switch to OH when you transfer to a crowded train and have to hold onto a bar with one hand.

OMG happens to me about three times a week.

Also.

... when you think ''showtime'' everytime you take your cube in public.

 

[professoralpha7]

when you open a pocket knife and say "damn that needs some crc"
*guilty*

 

[Forte]

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[Jungleterrain]

...when you talk about lubricant(for cubes) and tell them not to laugh before you even begin.