[Memo] Blind Stories Thread

[riffz]

Lol.

A chunk of tofu (it has limbs, eyes, mouth, etc, and looks similar to those stone blocks from Mario) is wearing a "University of Waterloo" shirt and suddenly gets blasted with an energy beam from Gohan (Dragon Ball Z).

I need a better image for UW :\

USUWSU

 

[Zane_C]

United States flag Under Water, however under the flag is a body, she is SUe.

MCLAIF

 

[Mike Hughey]

MCLAIF

A circus eMCee drops the Teletubbie LAa-laa off the EIFfel tower, who screams all the way down.

GRKRNV

 

[Zane_C]

There's something glowing in the GRass (it's KRiptonite). Then out of nowhere NaVy officers appear and blow it to peices.

KDMWKX

 

[riffz]

King Dedede (KD) is using a Mech Warrior (MW) to steal gold from Fort Knox (KX).

PJBFOJ

 

[ben1996123]

King Dedede (KD) is using a Mech Warrior (MW) to steal gold from Fort Knox (KX).

PJBFOJ

pjb, fudge.

Yeah I tend to just memorise the letters or just think of a word that sort of sounds like about 4 letters at once. No sentences or anything

PXTRKJ

 

[cmhardw]

I need a better image for UW :\

I really like my UW image. I basically picture this:

I don't picture the stand, the sphere is on the ground directly. Also, David Blaine can roll it around and control the ball kind of like a gerbil ball. He usually rolls over and crushes the object next to him.

 

[riffz]

I really like my UW image. I basically picture this:
picture

I don't picture the stand, the sphere is on the ground directly. Also, David Blaine can roll it around and control the ball kind of like a gerbil ball. He usually rolls over and crushes the object next to him.

That is PERFECT. Thanks!

 

[Marcell]

PXTRKJ

Egy PonGYolás TöRök keresi a KiJáratot.
=
A Turkish man (török) in morning dress (pongyola) is looking for the exit (kijárat).

KIJARA

 

[cmhardw]

Egy PonGYolás TöRök keresi a KiJáratot.
=
A Turkish man (török) in morning dress (pongyola) is looking for the exit (kijárat).

lol that's a funny image

KIJARA

A six foot tall KIte crashes into a giant 8 foot tall JAr of mayonnaise. On the other side of the jar, a starved and hungry RAncor from Star Wars is trying desperately to rip through the plastic of the jar for some mayonnaisey deliciousness.

Here's another funny one that just came up in one of my BLD solves:
FRKTXP

 

[oprah62]

FRKTXP

Franklin Roosevelt kicks Tyler in his xylophone pants.
Next: PQFRNV

 

[riffz]

A hockey puck (PQ) nails Frankenstein (FR) in the head moments before he chomps down on Navi (NV) (little fairy from Legend of Zelda).

FIJDFH

 

[Zane_C]

FIJDFH

A FIght between two JeDi and then a giant FisH comes along and gulps both of them.

LEOVFA.

 

[cmhardw]

LEOVFA.

A LEopard jumps directly into a holocaust OVen and the front half of its body is instantly incinerated. On the other side of the oven Fat Albert laughs about the whole incident.

Not very PC, but it would be memorable during a solve

LOBXWT (used random.org for these)

 

[Zane_C]

LoW BoX (imagine it half buried in the ground), filled with WaTer.

JYBSBH

 

[Yes We Can!]

Jason yawned, buying some baby horses.
lol

LADCKZ

 

[amostay2004]

Jason yawned, buying some baby horses.
lol

LADCKZ

Lad's C**kzzzzz
heh

ALJCUH

 

[riffz]

Alphonse (AL) Elric (protaganist from Full Metal Alchemist) is sipping from a juice box (JC) when an angry Uruk Hai (UH) slices it in half with his sword/crobar thingy.

BPOTKF

 

[Mike Hughey]

BaPtizing an OTter at KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken - probably dipping it in the deep fat fryer - how cruel!).

UGBCQN

 

[cmhardw]

UGBCQN

The elephant man (UGly - cruel I know, but memorable :s ) pushes a BiCycle which rolls briefly over to QuiNn Lewis, who beats it to a mangled pile of rubble using a Rubik's Magic.

(Using random.org)
FJLMNT