Homework excuses

I died.

I had no pencils in my house and you told us we had to do it in pencil because you correct in pen and I only had pens so if I wrote in pen You/I couldn't tell the corrections & Answers apart. So it's YOUR fault

I don't have the internet (If we had to look something up).

You said I didn't have to do it.

Last night be father had a bad cough, when I finally got my homework done he coughed all over it... >*SWINE FLU*<!!!

(Friends name) asked if they could borrow it and never gave it back...

I ate a burrito.

I was turning my cube so fast it lit on fired and melted all over my homework.
 
lolol.

A few days ago my maths teacher looked at my book and it was like...

Teacher: Oh my gosh! SO MUCH MISSING WORK!
Me: I've done it all... It's just... Not there.

And now its 11:30 at night, I've done nothing, and I have weeks worth of homework (I haven't done) she wants to see in my book tomorrow.

Well... Hope for the best, but expect the worst.
 
"I had a migraine and couldn't read anything." (has worked many times, sometimes it's not even a lie)

"My internet died." (worked on an internet assignment once)

"My printer is out of ink. Can I email it to you? I have a baseball game, though, so it'll take a while before I get home." (buying time has never been more believable)
 
(This is 100% real)
My cockatoo once found my homework and started ripping it to shreds, I got a camera to record it and by the time I got back, my jack russel (puppy at the time) started joining in and I have a video (somewhere) of a cockatoo and jack russel puppy having a battle over my homework.
Teacher asked for a copy of the video after I showed it to her.
 
'I was going to do it, but at that time my friend decided to call me and ask whether I wanted to go to the shops that day. Being polite, I said ok. A few minutes later we were at the shops but we lost track of the time and so we stayed there until it was closing time. Unfortunately I didn't have any money for a bus or taxi so I had to walk home. By the time I had finally gotten home my dinner was cold, and so I had to heat it up in the microwave to eat. I didn't have time to do anything but eat at the time, but by the time I had finished I was really tired and it was time for bed. I didn't wake up until about 10 minutes before I had to leave for school, and I just so happened to leave my homework sheet on the kitchen bench at home, so I couldn't do it while I was on the bus. So yeah.'
 
"I've done all the work but I left my book at home." It surprisingly works on most teachers if you get good grades.
 
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