Homework excuses

[V-te]

I was cubing all night.

 

[Thomas09]

Ohhhhhhh, it was due today?

 

[Daniel Wu]

I was cubing all night.

Haha. Yeah. That would go over real well.

 

[V-te]

I was cubing all night.

Haha. Yeah. That would go over real well.

Cubing actually teaches you something. Lol.

 

[Daniel Wu]

I was cubing all night.

Haha. Yeah. That would go over real well.

Cubing actually teaches you something. Lol.

Touché. And if stay on speedsolving for the rest of the night I'm going to need to use that excuse... lol. Oh well.

 

[Cyrok215]

I died.

I had no pencils in my house and you told us we had to do it in pencil because you correct in pen and I only had pens so if I wrote in pen You/I couldn't tell the corrections & Answers apart. So it's YOUR fault

I don't have the internet (If we had to look something up).

You said I didn't have to do it.

Last night be father had a bad cough, when I finally got my homework done he coughed all over it... >*SWINE FLU*<!!!

(Friends name) asked if they could borrow it and never gave it back...

I ate a burrito.

I was turning my cube so fast it lit on fired and melted all over my homework.

 

[AndyRoo789]

lolol.

A few days ago my maths teacher looked at my book and it was like...

Teacher: Oh my gosh! SO MUCH MISSING WORK!
Me: I've done it all... It's just... Not there.

And now its 11:30 at night, I've done nothing, and I have weeks worth of homework (I haven't done) she wants to see in my book tomorrow.

Well... Hope for the best, but expect the worst.

 

[eastamazonantidote]

"I had a migraine and couldn't read anything." (has worked many times, sometimes it's not even a lie)

"My internet died." (worked on an internet assignment once)

"My printer is out of ink. Can I email it to you? I have a baseball game, though, so it'll take a while before I get home." (buying time has never been more believable)

 

[Edward]

Have a picture book to make by tomorrow and there is nothing I can say to help me .

 

[ianini]

I just didn't feel like doing it.

 

[kprox1994]

I lost it.
I left my book at school.
I didn't understand the assignment.
I thought that we only had to do these problems, not those ones.

 

[Reptile]

(This is 100% real)
My cockatoo once found my homework and started ripping it to shreds, I got a camera to record it and by the time I got back, my jack russel (puppy at the time) started joining in and I have a video (somewhere) of a cockatoo and jack russel puppy having a battle over my homework.
Teacher asked for a copy of the video after I showed it to her.

 

[idpapro]

i left it at home, ill get it to you tommrow
if you have a forgetful teacher, its perfect, ive done this a few times.

 

[megaminxwin]

'I was going to do it, but at that time my friend decided to call me and ask whether I wanted to go to the shops that day. Being polite, I said ok. A few minutes later we were at the shops but we lost track of the time and so we stayed there until it was closing time. Unfortunately I didn't have any money for a bus or taxi so I had to walk home. By the time I had finally gotten home my dinner was cold, and so I had to heat it up in the microwave to eat. I didn't have time to do anything but eat at the time, but by the time I had finished I was really tired and it was time for bed. I didn't wake up until about 10 minutes before I had to leave for school, and I just so happened to leave my homework sheet on the kitchen bench at home, so I couldn't do it while I was on the bus. So yeah.'

 

[RainbowBoy]

I stayed up so late putting effort into this i fell asleep on it.
*create a spill of coffee on your work*

 

[lilkdub503]

Heh, teachers see right through 99% of your BS anyway. They're not stupid, ya know. Especially my AP English teacher.

 

[richardzhang]

I say i forgot it, then i would do it the night before the next period.

 

[Hadley4000]

Great thing about college, often times they don't say anything if you don't turn it in, so no excuses are needed.

 

[pappas]

"I've done all the work but I left my book at home." It surprisingly works on most teachers if you get good grades.

 

[Thomas09]

"I've done all the work but I left my book at home." It surprisingly works on most teachers if you get good grades.

This.