Homework excuses

[shelley]

Great thing about college, often times they don't say anything if you don't turn it in, so no excuses are needed.

It's even better when the class has a lax policy on homework deadlines, as long as you turn it in eventually. This resulted in me doing the entire term's worth of Chinese homework the week before the final exam for two years.

 

[Tim Major]

(This is 100% real)
My cockatoo once found my homework and started ripping it to shreds, I got a camera to record it and by the time I got back, my jack russel (puppy at the time) started joining in and I have a video (somewhere) of a cockatoo and jack russel puppy having a battle over my homework.
Teacher asked for a copy of the video after I showed it to her.

Wow, can you please post this? Sounds great

 

[Faz]

I don't do homework because homework is a fallacy

Spoiler

I don't even know what a fallacy is

 

[Boxcarcrzy12]

I have a class that is split with lunch in between, so my mom brings my work i left on my desk, while I do it at lunch

 

[Dene]

I don't do homework because homework is a fallacy

Spoiler

I don't even know what a fallacy is

>.<

 

[Innocence]

I don't do homework because homework is a fallacy

Spoiler

I don't even know what a fallacy is

You mustn't do your homework, then.

Isn't that a weird paradox, though?

 

[TheMachanga]

I fell and I couldn't get up.

 

[Zane_C]

I laugh at you's, I rarely get homework at all.

And if for some reason I do, I guess I do it so I don't need an excuse.

 

[Luigimamo]

Just wing it it

I don't do homework because homework is a fallacy

Spoiler

I don't even know what a fallacy is

You mustn't do your homework, then.

Isn't that a weird paradox, though?

What is a fallacy ???

 

[Innocence]

Just wing it it

I don't do homework because homework is a fallacy

Spoiler

I don't even know what a fallacy is

You mustn't do your homework, then.

Isn't that a weird paradox, though?

What is a fallacy ???

http://tinyurl.com/346gb7y Just a good tip I'd like to share with you.

And the paradox part is obscure, but I'm saying that Faz doesn't know what a fallacy is because he didn't do his homework, and Dene's excuse for not doing his homework is that it's a fallacy, which is a word he doesn't know. Never mind, it isn't so funny now.

 

[Lorenzo]

"Can I use my homework pass?"

 

[nlCuber22]

homework pass

I miss those dearly.
However, I barely ever get homework.

 

[Lorenzo]

homework pass

I miss those dearly.
However, I barely ever get homework.

I get too much. Wayyyy too much. But I'm fine with it.

 

[VP7]

I did it in brown marker and my dad thought it was crap so he flushed it.

I accidentally wiped my butt with my homework.

My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.

The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.

Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.

I didn't do my work because you said it was optional.

 

[RainbowBoy]

I did it in brown marker and my dad thought it was crap so he flushed it.

I accidentally wiped my butt with my homework.

My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.

The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.

Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.

I didn't do my work because you said it was optional.

My teacher would so believe that.
In joke wise: its very funny ^^

 

[VP7]

My locker is jammed and I can't get my homework out of it.

My daughter couldn't turn in her homework because her dad had used it to start a fire in the wood stove.

I didn't do my homework because of my eyes.....I couldn't see any reason to do it.

I got mugged on the way to school and they took my Bag with the homework in it.

My baby brother threw up on my home work.

I bumped into Shania Twain last night and she thought my essay would be a really good song, so she took it, and will be returning it soon.

I'm on strike

I'm sorry I didn't turn in my homework because my turtle had a bad case of rabies and he started chasing me around my room.

 

[endless_akatsuki]

"I never got it"

Unfortunately, at this time of the year, my teachers know me all too well. It sucks because they know me well enough not to believe whatever excuse I say about work, but they don't know me well enough to know that a lot of "bad" stuff I do is accidental, and I get in the most random trouble. I forgot to go to class once, and as a punishment, they put me in a room for half the day (in school suspension?)

I actually don't see why they did that, because instead of going to class, I just got to sit and sleep/work on anything.

 

[TEGTaylor]

one time I actually did my homework in invisible ink it was lawl.
"my (fill in random relative here) died".....be warned, it only works once.

 

[ben1996123]

Osama bin laden stole my homework to see how well it would work as a bomb.

 

[Johan444]

eheheheh

I played WoW instead of studying, it was awesome.