Homework excuses

jms_gears1 said:
Well you see Last night my Dog decided he was going t chase my cat all over the neighborhood and so of course i had to chase him down. When i finally caught my dog he was lying on his side and he was breathing like he had had a heart attack. So we rushed him to a vet where they spent seeral hours examining him and told us that he had just run to much and had had an asthma attack. We took him home and wouldnt you know it my sister who is 10 and thinks shes the queen of the world had spilled milke all over the kitchen floor, i mean a couple gallons of it. So who gets to clean it up? Me. well after i cleaned it up i went to take the trash out because it was full and the bag ripped and so then i spent hourse cleaning that up and keeping my dog who if you remember had the asthma attack. But we thought he was hit or something because of how he was breathing and laying on his side so we decided to take him to the vet and they told us it was just asthma.. so anyway he kept getting into it so we had to put him outside. But my sister left the gate open and so we had to go chase it around the neighborhood again. We spent hours trying to catch it and by this time i was eshausted. anyway so ater catching the dog we took back to our house. We put it on a leash and went back inside so i could clean up the trash. However my Dog doesnt like being kept on a leash and he gets mad. We being stupid left a couple of down pillows near him, they were airing out because we washed them from the dogs because they smelled nasty. and he ripped those up. and so after i got done taking care of the trash i had to clean that up. so i went out there to clean it up and had my homework in my back pocket and my dog jumped up and snatched it out of my pocket, because it was sticking out and well ill get it back eventually.

by this point the teacher gives up xP
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I'm so going to use that one! :P

At my school, when we were sick for a while we can get a note saying that we didn't do our homework. (it got a date on it)
I once turned in an old one and if the teachers noted the date I'd say "****! I thought I threw the old one out!" (as we have to keep those notes for a while if they ask back why we weren't in certain classes)
 
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Musje said:
jms_gears1 said:
Well you see Last night my Dog decided he was going t chase my cat all over the neighborhood and so of course i had to chase him down. When i finally caught my dog he was lying on his side and he was breathing like he had had a heart attack. So we rushed him to a vet where they spent seeral hours examining him and told us that he had just run to much and had had an asthma attack. We took him home and wouldnt you know it my sister who is 10 and thinks shes the queen of the world had spilled milke all over the kitchen floor, i mean a couple gallons of it. So who gets to clean it up? Me. well after i cleaned it up i went to take the trash out because it was full and the bag ripped and so then i spent hourse cleaning that up and keeping my dog who if you remember had the asthma attack. But we thought he was hit or something because of how he was breathing and laying on his side so we decided to take him to the vet and they told us it was just asthma.. so anyway he kept getting into it so we had to put him outside. But my sister left the gate open and so we had to go chase it around the neighborhood again. We spent hours trying to catch it and by this time i was eshausted. anyway so ater catching the dog we took back to our house. We put it on a leash and went back inside so i could clean up the trash. However my Dog doesnt like being kept on a leash and he gets mad. We being stupid left a couple of down pillows near him, they were airing out because we washed them from the dogs because they smelled nasty. and he ripped those up. and so after i got done taking care of the trash i had to clean that up. so i went out there to clean it up and had my homework in my back pocket and my dog jumped up and snatched it out of my pocket, because it was sticking out and well ill get it back eventually.

by this point the teacher gives up xP
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edd5190 said:
You guys are lazy liars :)
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i dont think imma lazy liar
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Once a guy in my class said "My house burned down, so i couldnt do it." Teacher beleived it for a bit untill she realised i was laughing really hard!
 
I have got at least 3 new excuses per day xD

Today I used:
The demonstration was gone after I ate my ice cream (true, me and another cuber went to a store were we meet another cuber, we stayed there for an hour until we went getting 10 balls of ice cream each ;D)
I didn't have any newspapers before this morning (false I got so many of them on my computer each day lol))
I overslept because my clock didn't wake me (false... I was cubing all the morning and didn't realize that I was 1 hour late xD and we even had to meet 11:20!! xD)
I had to make food yesterday, so I had no time left for homework.. (False.. I didn't make food... I even used an excuse to not make food haha xD)
 
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