Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[nitrocan]

Granted, but everything else dies or disappears.

I wish I could magically finish my homework with a snap of my fingers.

 

[TheMatureOne]

Granted, but you don't learn anything and turn into a hobo when you can't get a job.

I wish I had a Joy Cube.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but you dont receive a core with it, and the internet stops selling cores, so you try and make a hybrid cube, and then the cubies disappear because I want them to.

I wish the gigaminx has stickers.

 

[TheMatureOne]

Granted, but cube4you sends you stickers and forgets the actual gigaminx and all people who work in the postal service get assassinated right after you order a new one.

I wish World Of Warcraft would stop being addicting so i can get a life.

 

[Regisiew]

Granted, though now that you have a life, you won't be able to do anymore addicting things such as cubing, and since you won't be doing those addicting things, they'll become boring and unaddicting, and when that happens you'll be able to do them again, and lose your life, and be back where you started in the first place.

I wish that nobody can reply to this post

 

[enigmahack]

Granted, however because you didn't get any positives, the negatives are negated like you never actually wished for anything... so the next wish you ask will have negative results, probably involving Chuck Norris.

I wish for absolutely nothing.

 

[enigmahack]

Sorry, I edited it, I thought it was mean

 

[Regisiew]

Granted, however because you didn't get any positives, the negatives are negated like you never actually wished for anything... so the next wish you ask will have negative results, probably involving Chuck Norris.

I wish for absolutely nothing.

Granted, the downside is you just wasted a perfectly good wish. I wish that someone would reply to my most recent wish before this one, following the rules stating that you MUST reply to that post, because that wish was granted, and MUST NOT reply to it, in order to grant this wish

 

[enigmahack]

Granted, but that forum exists in a different universe in which no-one ever replied and the thread disappears into forum wastelands. ;-)

I wish I knew a wish that didn't have a negative outcome.

 

[Regisiew]

Granted, but that forum exists in a different universe in which no-one ever replied and the thread disappears into forum wastelands. ;-)

I wish I knew a wish that didn't have a negative outcome.

Wish granted. I wish that now you reply to my first wish, and you have to be able to, since I granted your wish of not having a negative outcome

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, <insert corruption here>.

I wish that I understood your wish so I could corrupt it, and that my megaminx tiles wouldnt keep coming off.

 

[jms_gears1]

granted but you understood it so well that your brain exploded from the complexity of the wish.

i wish that my lamp was perfect

 

[nitrocan]

Granted, but you are so baffled by the perfectness of it that you died.

I wish that brushing my teeth wouldn't feel like such a burden every night.

 

[TheMatureOne]

Granted, but it becomes so fun that you forget to cube and times suffer horribly. After you realize this you will go into a panic induced coma.

I wish I had a pepsi and snicker's bar dispenser.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, you do get a DISPENSER, with no pepsi or snickers bars in.

I wish for gigaminx to be official.

 

[jms_gears1]

granted but all the worlds gigaminxs burst into fire and burns their owners hands so they will never be able to cube again.

i wish that my lamp didnt kill me and that i had a less perfect lamp

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but you lamp is a lot less perfect than it was, so it dosent work.

I wish jms gears1 is allergic to lamps.

 

[jms_gears1]

granted but the allergy gives him superpowers that allow him to negate the negativity of wishes he makes.

i wish i had a lamp

 

[cajuninms]

Granted, but the genie inside of said lamp steals all of your twisty puzzles

I wish I never needed sleep.

 

[jms_gears1]

hehe i negate bad wish effects xD

anyway

granted you never need to sleep to live and so you can never sleep, however you dont ever sleep and get so tired you cannont function.

i wish i had an energy efficient lightbulb for my lamp