Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Sa967St]

Granted, no corruption, but Sarah will have to be your judge when you do Magic OH BLD ITA.

I wish my guinea pigs could learn to solve a 2x2x2.

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted, but it's a rubik's so they'll have a hard time
I still wish I had a lamp

 

[Zeroknight]

Granted, but it works for everyone except for you.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted.

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted, no corruption
I wish for a new lamp

 

[Zeroknight]

Granted, but you get it one second before you die.

I wish that waffle couldn't wish for another lamp, and this wish couldn't get corrupted.

 

[Edmund]

That's 2 wishes sorry bud, only the first one counts. Hmmmm, he doesn't but he needed the lamp for a weird condition he has and dies thanks to you.
I wish for a functioning master magic

 

[Escher]

That's 2 wishes sorry bud, only the first one counts. Hmmmm, he doesn't but he needed the lamp for a weird condition he has and dies thanks to you.
I wish for a functioning master magic

Granted, but then you get a magic master with it and he makes it disappear.

 

[Zeroknight]

lol I wish Escher remembered that he had to wish for something to keep this topic going

 

[Escher]

lol I wish Escher remembered that he had to wish for something to keep this topic going

Wish granted.

I wish I had a good megaminx.

 

[Zeroknight]

Granted, but it's so smooth and fast that it pops every turn.

I wish I knew every algorithm by memory, everyone now, and everyone that is to every be created.

 

[Edmund]

Granted, but it's so smooth and fast that it pops every turn..

But that wouldn't be a good megaminx would it?

Granted: but you get far too hot headed and they hang you for thinking you know everything.
I wish School was as long as Summer Break and Summer Break was as long as the school year.

 

[fanwuq]

Granted, but it's so smooth and fast that it pops every turn..

But that wouldn't be a good megaminx would it?

Granted: but you get far too hot headed and they hang you for thinking you know everything.
I wish School was as long as Summer Break and Summer Break was as long as the school year.

Granted, but then you get no weekends, so school stays about 180 days per year.

I will you will get a PLL skip on your next solve.

 

[StachuK1992]

not granted.
Next solve will be with Roux

I wish I actually stuck with Colemak a while back...

 

[fanwuq]

not granted.
Next solve will be with Roux

I wish I actually stuck with Colemak a while back...

There is still PLL in Roux. It's just the M layer rather than the U layer.

 

[StachuK1992]

damn.

Well, I still wish I actually stuck with Colemak a while back...

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted, but your hands will be only used to the almighty qwerty keyboard
I wish I had a lamp

 

[KubeKid73]

Granted, but its broken.

I wish I had a Dvorak keyboard.

 

[AndyRoo789]

Granted, but you lose your computer.

I wish i would stop stickering my cubes with the wrong color scheme..

 

[Novriil]

Granted, but the stickers peel off in every hour.

I wish I could sub-10 in 7x7

 

[Sa967St]

Granted, but what's so special about solving a 7x7 in just under 10 hours?

I wish that my square-1 won't pop anymore.