Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Troy2421]

Granted, But it pops everytime on the 21st move

I wish I didnt get scammed off cubesolvers

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but you get scammed by everything else.

I wish I could buy 1000 mini Dianshengs and have them arrive tomorrow.

 

[calekewbs]

granted, but all the color schemes are wrong.

 

[Jake Gouldon]

Granted, but you will be very poor.

I wish I was better at 3x3.

 

[jms_gears1]

granted but you got so good you dont care anymore

i wishfed-ex would hurry up with my cube...

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted but they sent you the lamp I ordered
I wish for the lamp the gears got

 

[jms_gears1]

granted but it explodes in your face and transports the square 1 i was supposed to get to me and now you cant see so you shall never roux.. er cube again

i wish that my wish was wshing for something that was wishful...

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but it isnt, so HA!

I wish I didnt have to go to school.

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, because you've died.

I wish I could reattach the broken centre piece back to my Rubik's 3x3.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but it falls off again in 5 seconds.

I wish for my gigaminx that I ordered half an hour ago would get here sooner, and come ready assembled.

 

[JTW2007]

Granted, but it comes stickered incorrectly.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to order stickers for the Boulder comp coming up.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, you order stickers, but they arrive 1 day after the competition.

I wish my mefferts 4x4 would not melt.

 

[sub_zero1983]

granted, but u can never solve it again since you can no longer turn the sides.

i wish i was faster at F2L

 

[jms_gears1]

granted you become so fast that you melt the cube and you cant go any slower.

i wish i had a lamp

 

[JTW2007]

Granted, but no lightbulbs.

I wish I were allowed to make a thread for Boulder '09.

 

[lilkdub503]

Granted, but now you can't go.

I wish I could go to the Rubik's Cube World Championships in Dusseldorf.

 

[Daniel Wu]

Granted but the world chapionships gets delayed due to... acid rain and volcanos. (Why not?)

I wish I had a cookie.

 

[waffle=ijm]

Granted but I ate it
I wish I had a cookie

 

[ThatGuy]

granted, but it is actually the frog from puerto rico.

I wish I had a moneyz.

 

[I_love_cubes]

Granted but it got stolen by evil cubing monkeys

I wish I could sub 10 3x3