Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[nitrocan]

Granted, but it's not functional anymore.

I wish I had a technique as good as Horowitz' or Richter's on the piano.

 

[chahupping]

Granted, but u had an accident and u cant play piano anymore..

i wish i would not have to take exams..

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted, hope you like your really long tests
I wish that someone will buy me a new lamp at the canadian open.

 

[chahupping]

granted, but there is a black out on the candian open..

i wish i had a porsche..

 

[jms_gears1]

granted but you drive it off the lot and a semi smashes the front off.

i wish i had a lamp

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish the Roux method didn't exist.

 

[StachuK1992]

Not granted.
I wish Rabid still posted...and Dene.

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted, but you can't read any of their post
I wish I had a box for my new lamp.

 

[jms_gears1]

granted but inside the box was full of nasty mold that gives you diseases
i wish i had waffles new lamp

 

[RampageCuber]

Granted, but the power is out, enjoy cubing in the dark.
I wish this wish isn't granted.

(Hmm.. the universe hasn't exploded yet.....)

 

[jms_gears1]

granted but its not granted.
i wish my wish couldnt be corrupted

 

[jcuber]

Corrupted, too bad.

I wish I can go to Nationals 2010.

 

[jms_gears1]

granted but you fall and break your fingers... good luck

i wish that my new lamp from waffle didnt need electricity

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted but I took it back
I wish my lamp wouldn't get stolen

 

[jcuber]

Granted, but it breaks again.

I wish waffle would stop wishing for the lamp.

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted, but i corrupted it so much that I can wish for a lamp all i want
I wish people understood why I need a lamp

 

[Novriil]

Granted, now he wishes lamp holder.

I wish I get a working sq-1 that doesn't break and doesn't pop or lockup.

 

[jcuber]

granted, but i corrupted it so much that I can wish for a lamp all i want
I wish people understood why I need a lamp

Granted, you get the lamp, but lightbulbs dissapear from the earth.

I wish I could order my gigaminx now.

 

[jms_gears1]

granted but after a week of having it it spontaneously combusts.
i wish that i had a new lamp that was just like waffles other than its not broken

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but it is so bright that it seriously damages your eyesight, then you mistake it for a cheeseburger and eat it, and because your eyes are damaged, you cant see the colour on your cubes (double corruption ftw!!!)

I wish that waffle=ijm had a lamp that works and isnt too bright, dosent get eaten/stolen, and nothing bad happens to the lamp, waffle=ijm, me, you, or anyone's cubes.