Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[enigmahack]

Granted, but the power output of your lamp is 110 volts higher than the 110 volts the standard lightbulb for your lamp, and the bulb breaks. How's that for energy efficient? Doesn't use ANY electricity!

I wish Gears1 gets all of his wishes to come true when it comes to his affinity for lights, lamps, bulbs, and other various light-related requests lol

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted, but then I'll need to wish for a lamp
I wish for a lamp

 

[Sa967St]

Granted, but it won't come with a light bulb.

I wish I could come up with a good wish

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted, you wished for a lamp for me
I wish sarah would give me the lamp at the canadian open

 

[jms_gears1]

granted but then itll be stolen by my next wish
i wish i had waffles lamp

 

[jcuber]

Granted, but you made waffle sad.

I wish I had parents who would let me buy puzzles before seeing my grades.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but your grades are so bad, that they dont let you buy puzzles anyway.

I wish for a v-cube 2.

 

[nitrocan]

Granted, ... 10 years later.

I wish I could appear to be listening to the teacher while watching a movie right in my eyes.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but you explode (I couldnt think of a better corruption)

I wish for a v-cube 2 by tomorrow.

 

[brunson]

Granted but it explodes.

I wish I would explode.

 

[shelley]

Granted. You explode.

I wish the following poster would implode.

 

[Daniel Wu]

Granted but... wait...

I wish I didn't have to explode.

 

[andrewunz1]

granted, but then your cube exploded

i wish i know how to solve every cube in 22 moves

 

[V-te]

Granted, but it takes you 2 hours. and you can never speedsolve again.

I wish I could actually get some sleep.

 

[PlutoCuber]

granted but you sleep so long that you forget all of the algorithms you once knew.

I wish I could solve a rubik's cube while dropping in on a half pipe.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but you slip when you drop-in, and you hit your head, and forget all the algorithms you know due to amnesia.

I wish I had a teraminx and a petaminx that dont explode, and that nothing bad happens.

 

[V-te]

Granted, but they are just extended.

I wish My corners were Emo.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but they slit their wrists and die.

I wish I had a fully functional teraminx, and a fully functional petaminx, and nothing bad happens.

 

[shelley]

Granted, but we don't actually have the power to grant wishes. Enjoy your imaginary teraminx and petaminx.

I wish ben1996123 would stop going on about wanting a teraminx and petaminx. We get it already. And of course something "bad" is going to happen, the game is called Corrupt-a-Wish.

 

[fanwuq]

Granted, but it takes you 2 hours. and you can never speedsolve again.

I wish I could actually get some sleep.

Not that much of a corruption. I would be perfectly happy if that happens.
(wish was solving cube in 22 moves every time.)

Granted, But it pops everytime on the 21st move

I wish I didnt get scammed off cubesolvers

:fp:fp:fp for not knowing the rules for FMC. I can do speedBLD memo for it and just write down the moves and have it still count.