Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[nitrocan]

Granted, and not corrupted.
We got it; you want a new lamp and you love Roux. (and waffles apparently)

I wish my mobile phone could morph into my computer.

 

[waffle=ijm]

Granted and not corrupted for not corrupting my wish
I wish this lamp would work
JKJKJKJKJK
I wish for some soda

 

[cmhardw]

-edit--
dang beaten again. changed entry below.

Granted, but as soon as it starts working again I bludgeon you over the head with it again, causing it to break again.

I wish for a trampoline

 

[fanwuq]

granted, but you have to buy it.

I wish Chris Hardwick would make a tutorial on his cubing warmup.

 

[nitrocan]

Granted and not corrupted for not corrupting my wish
I wish this lamp would work
JKJKJKJKJK
I wish for some soda

There's a misunderstanding

I granted Chris' wish about bludgeoning.
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Granted, but he can't upload it.

I wish I was a natural mosquito repellent.

 

[jacob15728]

Granted, but you are now a natural bee, wasp and hornet attractant.

I wish I had a pet llama.

 

[cmhardw]

Granted, but it eats all your cubes.

I wish llamas wouldn't eat people's cubes

 

[waffle=ijm]

awww man
then granted, have fun with the spitting on your cubes.
I wish I had a lamp that nitrocan didn't grant

 

[StachuK1992]

granted, but then I steal it.
I wish waffle would spend more time paying attention to the chatbox on RouxCentral rather than here...

 

[cmhardw]

Granted, but his lamp is too bright and gives everybody afterimages in their eyes when they solve, and it kills their times.

I wish for a spider robot!

 

[Edmund]

Granted, but he goes crazy and switches to Petrus.
I wish I knew full eg for 2x2

 

[Zeroknight]

Granted, but ever time you touch a 2x2x2, they break.

I wish I was the fastest cuber in the world, and this wish could not be corrupted (not two wishes, because I concatenated with a comma).

 

[Forte]

Granted, but then you don't know how to recognize the fact that you have made one face, so you can never use it.

I wish that I had a Ten Billion Barrel.

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted, but you would not be able to use it since it breaks due to its size
I wish for a new lamp

 

[Zeroknight]

Granted, but it breaks (again?)

I wish waffle = ijm would let me eat him with syrup.

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted, but I'd give you horrible indigestion.
I wish for a new wish other than a lamp but a lamp will do anyway.

 

[cmhardw]

Double granted! I give you a new lamp, but I bludgeon you unconscious with it.

I also grant you a new wish, but you can't wish for a lamp again without being bludgeoned again.

I wish for a spider robot! (it'd be so cool)

 

[Sa967St]

Granted, but it'll turn evil and destroy all your cubes.

I wish I knew why Jules wants a lamp.

 

[Zeroknight]

Granted, but you figure it out in a dream, and you can't remember it when you wake up.

I wish I could get a girl who likes cubing to be my girlfriend.

 

[StachuK1992]

Sarah. If you were a part of RouxCentral, you'd know

Granted, but you only have her for a day, then she steals everything of yours.

Edit: I wish I could go to CO!!!!