Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[waffle=ijm]

granted, but he will corrupt a future wish
I wish for a new lamp (people from Roux Central knows why)

 

[StachuK1992]

Lol.
Granted, but then your Roux times would suck.

I wish for everyone to live perfect lives, and that nothing bad would ever happen to anyone.

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but your cube couldn't be scrambled.

I wish I was faster at F2L.

--Ranzha

 

[waffle=ijm]

Granted but the you would be slower with OLL/PLL
I wish for a new lamp.

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but no lightbulb can be screwed into it.

I wish I could solve two cubes simultaneously OH and BLD.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but the cubes are 1x1x1's so its not impressive.

I wish I could solve a 3x3x3 blindfolded

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but you can't solve a 3x3 sighted.

I wish I could solve a 3x3x4 cuboid.

 

[enigmahack]

Granted, but then you wouldn't be able to solve any other puzzle but that one.

I wish I knew the "God's Method" for solving all puzzles very quickly.

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but all your puzzles pop from solving too fast.

I wish I could make a Petaminx.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but all the materials you buy have a <1 cent value and you paid $6,000 for them so you blew $6,000 for something worth under 1 cent.

I wish I had a Cube4You Gigaminx and nothing bad happens to it.

 

[elcarc]

granted but something bad happens to you

i wish i had a pen right now

 

[cmhardw]

Granted, but it only writes invisible ink.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[dannyz0r]

Granted but you have to use all your wishes or you die.
I wish chris uses all his wishes that he wished for.

 

[elcarc]

granted but he dies anyway lol

 

[waffle=ijm]

not granted for wishing fail
I wish for a new lamp

 

[elcarc]

granted but it only shows invisible light

i wish school wouldnt come

 

[ben1996123]

Granted... Same here...

I wish for some Oasis.

 

[cmhardw]

Granted, but what are you going to do with the underground river, and abundant plant life, running under and all throughout your house?

I wish Listerine didn't sting the bajeezus out of my tongue.

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted, but it would NOT have the same cleaning power
I wish I had a new lamp

 

[elcarc]

granted but the bulb goes out

i wish i the 20,000 dollar button had a 0% chance of death