[Memo] Blind Stories Thread

[cmhardw]

I think I may switch to story, so I'll post here again.

Some person gets bored so they decide to MeLT Jesus whose Hands are on Fire.

MENQAB

I (literally ME) throw a giant 8 foot long nerf football (NQ) at a giant 6 foot tall ABacus, and I hear the clattering of the beads when it hits.

QCJRKW

 

[Xishem]

I (literally ME) throw a giant 8 foot long nerf football (NQ) at a giant 6 foot tall ABacus, and I hear the clattering of the beads when it hits.

I remember reading when I first started BLD about using sounds in one's images, but I had completely neglected to do it. That will definitely help make my images more vivid and rememberable. Thanks!

QCJRKW

In Quebec(QB), there is a humongous jar(JR) filled with hundreds of tiny Kanye Wests(KW), flowing and sliding around each other.

Next: HKQRAD

 

[riffz]

Next: HKQRAD

Captain Hook (HK) stabs a Quran. To add insult to injury (in Chris's words ), Admiral Ackbar also fires a laser at it.

KOLEKV

 

[Zane_C]

KOLEKV

A KOala is attacking a LEopard, a vehicle(KV) then speeds over the two of them.

UBPZBC

 

[ilikecubing]

UBPZBC

Ubercuber and Pizzaro(italian artist) are dancing at a bachelor party.

EURHBJ

 

[amostay2004]

Ubercuber and Pizzaro(italian artist) are dancing at a bachelor party.

EURHBJ

EURope Has BlowJobs

KMDBJH

 

[cmhardw]

EURope Has BlowJobs

KMDBJH

A small Japanese lady wearing a beautiful KiMono rolls a giant 8 foot Disco Ball onto Jabba the Hut, squishing him like a bug.

TGLKJU

 

[RyanReese09]

A TiGer LocKs himself in a JUngle.

PMETVX

 

[Mike Hughey]

PaM cooking spray is sprayed on ET the extraterrestrial to keep him from sticking to a VaX computer, which is cooking him (because it's so hot).

FVNURS

 

[riffz]

PaM cooking spray is sprayed on ET the extraterrestrial to keep him from sticking to a VaX computer, which is cooking him (because it's so hot).

FVNURS

The crazy Five Alive (FV) guy with the afro cracks open a can of well shaken Five Alive and sprays it in Nayru's (NU, oracle from Zelda) face, causing her to fall backward and land on a patch of roses, whose thorns stab her and cause her to bleed.


OLPKQO

 

[RyanReese09]

An OLive goes up PiKachus a** causing him to explode while eating Quaker Oats.

QPTVSM

 

[Cubenovice]

CUPido watches a TV-show on SM...

UQEVIP

 

[Zane_C]

UQEVIP

A very bright light appears (UQ), from the light comes an EVil man ("MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"). While in the middle of his maniac laugh, he suddenly stops, to change songs on his IPod.

UQ is ultraviolet for me, I imagine it completely different to what it actually is.

DNFEBJ

 

[ilikecubing]

DNFs are bound to occour in FEB,just Joking

UJVBRF

 

[cmhardw]

DNFs are bound to occour in FEB,just Joking

UJVBRF

Eugene Morrow (UJ - The main character in GATTACA ... sort of) gets hit in the face by a Volley Ball and a ReFeree blows a whistle (presumably that is a foul).

FIKVXT

 

[Zane_C]

FIKVXT

There is a FIght between two random people, a vehicle then smashes straight into them (KV). The car is now stationary and the door opens, Arnold Schwarzenegger steps out. (XT for T-101 terminator)

VISAYQ

 

[RyanReese09]

FIshsticks are being cut up by KniVes by an Electrocuted Turtle.

This is great practice for recall of my letter pair list

XMERGP

 

[EricReese]

X sounds like S so if this was something like corners I would do

All hail XMERbia, Greatest place on Earth. (Hitler would be declaring this)

Next":

EOPRST

 

[cmhardw]

EOPRST

EeyOre is moping quietly when the PRedator blasts him to bits with his shoulder cannon. Then, a miniature STarship Enterprise kamikazes into the Predator's face.

PXANKD

 

[Zane_C]

PXANKD

There are all these PiXel-like dots on the ground, I take a closer look and they are in fact ANts. There are millions of them eating a KiD alive, he's rolling on the ground screaming in pain.

RYHVSW

EDIT: I'm starting to think about using 3 pairs to a location rather than 2.