Speedcubing Jokes Here!!

[MeSub20]

I don't think it GAN go much longer.

That's hilarious... Hahaha

 

[JJJAY]

You guys can comment and post a good speedcubing jokes or puns here.
It could be a Roux joke, FMC, Subset jokes, or others.

Example: What is every Roux cubers favorite pony? Pinkie Pie.
What is every Roux cubers favorite animal? A cow, it M' U everytime. (My friend.)
What is the worst kind of sickness Roux cubers can get? Pikashit.

;_; I can only think of Roux jokes, but you guys can do better.

What did I realise after solving the SKEWB for the first time, I’m SKREWED

 

[cuberswoop]

When did this "CubeBread" appear here?

EDIT: Why the angry @TheCubingCuber347

 

[CubeRed]

When did this "CubeBread" appear here?View attachment 17953

100% DOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUGH

Calories from fat: Li'l bit

Serving size : 69

I actually considered that username when I joined.

 

[hellocubers]

What do you call a cuber who is old?
an OLLd Cuber

 

[StopMotionCuber]

What happens when you switch to Roux?

Your times get Rouxined

Sorry roux solvers!

 

[hellocubers]

How does a cuber break something?
with a R' F R F'! (sledgehammer)

 

[cuberswoop]

How does a cuber break something?
with a R' F R F'! (sledgehammer)

cuber: And here we are in the speedcubing jokes arena, and hellocubers is on fire.
swoop: You said it cuber, hellocubers is blazing down that field, getting laughing reactions left and right, ooh! He just barely dodges a like being thrown at him
cuber: Those likes can be pretty devastating when you're going for HaHas.
swoop: And... Touchdown! hellocubers makes a slam-dunk! A hole in one! Literally any other positive thing in sports!
cuber: You sound way too excited for him swoop.
swoop: Oops. I meant, *angry angry angry angry*

 

[White KB]

When did this "CubeBread" appear here?

EDIT: Why the angry @TheCubingCuber347
View attachment 17953

It's because of a race with Phil Yu that he had...
Basically it was first to win 30 solves and for every 5 you won, the other person got a punishment. They had a wheel, and Phil Yu won that. He chose the banner image, not CubeHead...
(CubeHead won in the end, though. He became CEO of TheCubicle for a day and you could still see it on TheCubicle's "About" page a couple weeks ago. It's not up anymore.)

 

[OtterCuber]

How do you eat an orange?
You PLL it.

How do you eat a banana?
You PLL it.

 

[hyn]

How do you make a banana better?
You lube it.

 

[IsThatA4x4]

Ah, sorry guys, have to leave, guess I'll be R' U' R U' R' U2 R

Spoiler

Backsune

One of my friends said this and it was just too funny not to share

 

[CFOP INC]

One of the best cubing jokes I've seen.

 

[Fire Cubing]

What sound does a rooster make when cubing?
Cock-a-doodle-roux

 

[hellocubers]

F2L
Most cubers: First 2 Layers
me when i was a beginner: https://alg.cubing.net/?alg=F2_L

 

[hellocubers]

Where does a cuber sleep?
In his Rouxm!
explanation: roux = pronounced ROO and you add M = Room.

 

[White KB]

I wanted to make a joke, but then I-- DNF

Spoiler: Da Spoiler

Did not finish

 

[Garf]

I wanted to make a joke, but then I-- DNF

Spoiler: Da Spoiler

Did not finish

Actually, I wanted to make a joke, but I -- DNS
(Did not start)

 

[hellocubers]

what food do cubers like?
a summer waffle!
Explanation: Summer Waffle is similar to zauberwürfel (rubik's cube in german)

 

[White KB]

what food do cubers like?
a summer waffle!
Explanation: Summer Waffle is similar to zauberwürfel (rubik's cube in german)

Ja, ich verstehe. XD