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Speedcubing Jokes Here!!

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You guys can comment and post a good speedcubing jokes or puns here.
It could be a Roux joke, FMC, Subset jokes, or others.

Example: What is every Roux cubers favorite pony? Pinkie Pie.
What is every Roux cubers favorite animal? A cow, it M' U everytime. (My friend.)
What is the worst kind of sickness Roux cubers can get? Pikashit.

;_; I can only think of Roux jokes, but you guys can do better.
 

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Remember when Feliks used to use the ZhanChi? I'm DaYan to see him bring it back...
Don't mind Moyu cubes, though! I'd be LiYing if I said I did.
If you haven't solved in a while, do YuLong to solve again?
YuXin'dnt hate on these cubing puns!
Don't provoke those who solve with the YueHun! They use KungFu.
If a cuber wants more teeth, does he want MoFange?
What do you do when a cuber breaks the law? YuSu.
Don't you just hate it when you mess up Squan Parity? Back to Square-1!

"Feliks has some Fangshi Fingertricks!"
"I'd tell a cubing joke, but it's WeiLong."
(I'm a fan of puns by the way)
 

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A cuber takes his cube to a bar, and the bartender says "I'll give you a free beer if you solve that." The cuber solves it and asks for his beer, at which point the bartender grabs the cube, does four moves, hand it back, and says "on the house."
 

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Guess what a cuber's favorite tool is? A sledgehammer!
When people get discouraged by Feliks' speed, he always says: "You GAN do it, too!"
This thread has AoSu many puns...
It also reminds me of Macky's "Cube Quotes" page. One of the more creative quotes (pertaining to blind memo):
"You know, wouldn't it be funny if you mesmorize the cube? The cube starts sleeping and everything..."
 
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Random person scrolling through:

Before you post a colorful pockets pun, come up with something more creative please!
 
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Remember when Feliks used to use the ZhanChi? I'm DaYan to see him bring it back...
Don't mind Moyu cubes, though! I'd be LiYing if I said I did.
If you haven't solved in a while, do YuLong to solve again?
YuXin'dnt hate on these cubing puns!
Don't provoke those who solve with the YueHun! They use KungFu.
If a cuber wants more teeth, does he want MoFange?
What do you do when a cuber breaks the law? YuSu.
Don't you just hate it when you mess up Squan Parity? Back to Square-1!

"Feliks has some Fangshi Fingertricks!"
"I'd tell a cubing joke, but it's WeiLong."
(I'm a fan of puns by the way)
The yusu joke got me xD
 
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