Speedcubing Jokes Here!!

[hellocubers]

What did the cuber reply to "Good luck!"?

Spoiler

U2!

 

[hellocubers]

Did I kill this thread?

 

[EvanCuber]

that must be a highly expensive candy

Not to mention it comes with fully adjustable magnets and a spring and tensioning system

 

[Melvintnh327]

When you broke your friend's rubik's cube:

 

[Waffles]

More expensive that an 11 M pro.

The GAN 11M Pro’s price in AUD

 

[hellocubers]

What did the cuber ask to the X-Men?

Spoiler

Where's the Tornado V2?

 

[DuckubingCuber347]

This thread went downhill really fast. Let's try to do some original jokes and not just post simple moves or meme pictures.

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Idiot: How many cubes would a cubing cuber cubing cubes cube in a cubing cube cubers cubing cube session if cubing with a cubing cubers cubing cube made for a cubing cuber cubing cubes?

@BenChristman1: What?

@ZF slow: idk just git gud bru.

@Filipe Teixeira: If a cubing cuber cubing cubing cubers cubing cubes a cubing cuber cubing the cubing cubers cubing cube would cube a cubing cube until the cubing cuber cubing a cubing cube for cubing tires of cubing a cubing cubers cubing cube. It really depends on if the cubing cuber cubing a cubing cube is capable of cubing cubes for long periods of time.

 

[Deleted member 36445]

honorable mentions

 

[hellocubers]

What star wars character do cubers love?

Spoiler

R2 D2.

 

[stwert]

How do you know a scramble is going to be a bad one?

Spoiler: Answer

When it ends with F U

 

[cuberswoop]

More expensive that an 11 M pro.

Is that even possible????

 

[SH03L4C3]

@TheCubingCuber347 I have a joke:

Spoiler: joke

Qiyi MS 3x3

 

[kubesolver]

"Mom, I bought something for myself!!"
"A cube? Again?!"
"No, a Moyu"

 

[qwr]

What's the meme-iest way to make the 6 spots pattern?
M E M' E'

 

[hellocubers]

What does an OH solver say when he has hand cramps?

Spoiler

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Spoiler: If you don't understand

Ra Perm.

 

[Melvintnh327]

Ra Perm

R U' R' U' R U R D R' U' R D' R' U2 R'.

 

[hellocubers]

No one:
J Perm to his viewers when he's about to explain the customizations

Spoiler

Hope you can read chinese.

 

[LBr]

how does a non cuber react to a beginner bld solver after seeing them get a success?

OMG OMG THAT IS SOO OP

Spoiler

- OP is beginner bld method - Old pochmann

 

[White KB]

"Mom, I bought something for myself!!"
"A cube? Again?!"
"No, a Moyu"

Mo, Yu

 

[White KB]

Non-cuber: Is that a 9x9?
I bet you weren't expecting THAT one.
EDIT: A spin-off of the overly ubiquitous "Is that a 10x10?" joke that everybody keeps on repeating.