Speedcubing Jokes Here!!

[DuckubingCuber347]

I Mehta girl last week. She was nice and ZZ going. She told me her name was Petruscia Waterman. We Rouxly got along. Sadly she was dating a guy named Frid-Rich.

 

[carcass]

What does Kevin Hays do with a good big cube solve?

Spoiler

He breaks it down.

Spoiler: If you don't get it:

He often does reconstructions of very fast big cube solves.
He also had a 6x6 explode when he almost got a world record way back.

 

[LukasCubes]

V Cube 6

 

[gruuby]

Worlds being in Africa.

Spoiler

Worlds will be in Mauritius one day. One day...

 

[CFOP INC]

What a cuber sais to his dog. Do you want to go for a valk.

 

[Cuberstache]

What a cuber sais to his dog. Do you want to go for a valk.

It would have been funnier if you had said a German cuber

 

[CFOP INC]

Yes it would have. lol

 

[SH03L4C3]

are you a Tengyun?

Spoiler

cuz im Dayan for your number

Im sorry, its terrible

 

[Metallic Silver]

Im sorry, its terrible

I Phil Yu

 

[hellocubers]

Wait, The GAN 11M Pro is A 3x3??? I thought from the name, GAN would make their First 1mm 1x1.
(Yes, The joke might not be that funny since I'm not that funny. Took from J perm lol.)

 

[Christopher Mowla]

I don't know when I uploaded this to the web (or what the context was), but for those who have had exposure to limits in math might be able to start making some math cubing jokes doing stuff like this:

and therefore,

 

[hellocubers]

What I learn in class: 3x3
What's in the test: 19x19
What I remember: 1x1

 

[hellocubers]

R2D2
Most of the population:
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/R2-D2
Cubers:

alg.cubing.net

alg.cubing.net

 

[hellocubers]

There's a problem with FangShi fingertricks.

 

[hellocubers]

no one:
me when i get pb fail:

 

[Tony Fisher]

What is a speedcuber's favourite take away?

Spoiler

KFC, because it's finger tricking good

 

[GodCubing]

I invented the a method called 'Bird Method'
Here are the steps:
you wing it!

 

[CubeRed]

I popped my friends 4x4 a few months ago. It's still unassembled because he says it's hard to assemble. I think it's because of its wings.

 

[Melvintnh327]

Your cube pops: Panik
You know how to assemble it: Kalm
You're in a cube simulator: PANIK

Spoiler

idk how tho

 

[Melvintnh327]

V Cube 6

V-ku-bei