Speedcubing Jokes Here!!

[CubeRed]

My cube is not shipping.
For aolong?
Weilong then usual.
Do yulong to have it?
Yes...
Let's see the tracking app.
Aw heck, it's back on square-1!
Aosu the company, get your dog on a valk!
(Auf,auf!)

Hey dad, I wanna see the pyraminx.
Too far away, son. How about a ride on that 4x4?

Hey Fridrich where you at?
Rouxly at the first block.
No need to rush, take it EG

Turn the BLD down son, its killing my eyes. We already have 3BLD people in the family!
Come on, dad. It better then a Tornado V2 (tornado beating) through our house. Besides, my cousin has 5BLD.

Cuber: Solving megaminx
Non cuber: Woah, now that is a mega-mix!
Cuber:!?!

I just thought of a bunch of ideas. I might do another one on algsets...

 

[RadicalRick]

I use to be a simple man with simple thoughts.
Until I started speedcubing.
Now, I'm a complex man with complex thoughts.

 

[Melvintnh327]

What sound does a cubing cat make?

Spoiler

MEU MEU

Spoiler: If you don't understand

it stands for the moves M, E, and U.

 

[Tony Fisher]

Which classic musical song do cubers love the most?

Spoiler

Getting to MoYu (Julie Andrews from The King and I)

 

[IsThatA4x4]

Why didn’t the cuber take his medication?
He got a PLL Skip

Spoiler

Pill? PLL? *sigh*

 

[Waffles]

I really need to follow this thread

 

[DuckubingCuber347]

I really need to follow this thread

Every time this thread has gotten bumped with a joke my Mehta girl post has gotten another reaction.

Might as well be constructive.
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Young-ling: Sensei, will I ever l master the Golden Rule?

Sensei: Yuexiao. Just remember, Yusheng Du unto others as you would have them do unto you Aosu.

 

[Megaminx lover]

There is the Rouxvolution and the Cruzzade, but what era of cubing will it be where top speedcubers use mehta?
Mehta is meta

 

[StrategySam]

What does the S in CFOP stand for? Smart.

 

[Waffles]

I rouxed my decision to use CFOP

 

[hellocubers]

What did The dog say to the Cuber?

Spoiler

U R F! U' R' F'!

 

[Waffles]

the diansheng 23x23

 

[Mo_A2244]

the diansheng 23x23

oof big burn

 

[hellocubers]

Why does kylo ren use CFOP?

Spoiler

Because he has a CROSSguard lightsaber.

Spoiler: If you don't understand

Kylo Ren uses the Crossguard lightsaber. It looks like this:

 

[CFOP INC]

Why does kylo ren use CFOP?

I'm a star wars geek.

 

[hellocubers]

I'm a star wars geek.

Same kinda.

 

[Garf]

What sound does a cubing dog say? U R F! U R F!
What sound does a cubing cat say? M E U M E U!
What sound does a cubing screaming golpher say? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

 

[hellocubers]

What did the Cuber buy at the store?

Spoiler

He bought a GANdy.

 

[Cubing Forever]

GANdy.

that must be a highly expensive candy

 

[hellocubers]

that must be a highly expensive candy

More expensive that an 11 M pro.