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[watermelon]

True.
The person below me has restickered a 5x5 before.

 

[masterofthebass]

True. I've stickered about 5 of them. Some of them even twice.

The person below me is going to a competiton on the 24th.

 

[Erik]

True: Dutch Championship.
The person below me brings a friend with him/her to the next tournament

 

[Mike Hughey]

True - my wife and both my oldest daughters to the Virginia Open. (They are certainly my friends.)

The person below me is going to compete in an event they've never competed in before at the next tournament they go to.

 

[Karthik]

True.
I have never been to a tournament before.So what ever I compete next time will be my first.
The person below me thinks he needs to change his BLD method.

 

[MAHTI-ANSSI]

True. DNS isn't a good method

The person below me thinks I am crazy.

 

[Erik]

True!
The person below me thinks you have to be crazy to cube..

 

[Davepencilguin]

True. After the 24 hour marathon, I don't even want to THINK about cubing.
well, only for a few weeks

The person below me might attempt a 24 hour marathon.

 

[ExoCorsair]

True, sometime over the summer when there is no school and when I can grab a friend to help scramble.

 

[pjk]

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The person below me drinks at least a bottle of water each day.

 

[hdskull]

True.

The person below me does not live in California.

 

[amateurguy]

True.

The person below me has tried/managed to solve a virtual cube blindfolded.

 

[pjk]

True

The person below me is in college.

 

[Lotsofsloths]

False,

The person below me has 10+ cubes(of any size, but still, cubical)

 

[ExoCorsair]

True.

The person below me runs his own website.

 

[Karthik]

True.
The person below me has solved cubes at least up to order 10.

 

[masterofthebass]

True, I'm working on a 20x20 but I'm too lazy to finish it.

The person below me can solve a standard magic one-handed. (I can't figure out how)

 

[ExoCorsair]

True, takes about 10 seconds.

The person below me is slower than average today.

 

[pjk]

False
The person below me has a major test this week.

 

[Karthik]

True.
The person below me woke up 5 minutes before he read this post.