Let's play...

[Erik]

True,
the person below me just lost a WR

 

[edd5190]

*checks WCA stats for youngest BLD solver*... false

The person below me has solved a Japanese color schemed cube.

 

[ExoCorsair]

True, 5x5x5.

The person below me is at a competition right now.

 

[Karthik]

False.Wish I was.
BTW Justin, it is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
The person below me is on a Dvorak keyboard right now.

 

[edd5190]

True, I love Dvorak.

P.S. There was an episode about that on Mythbusters, and a discussion about this in the first days of this thread. If you hould your eyes open when you sneeze, then it will work.

The person below me hasn't eaten anything tastier than a cookie this week because of the stomach flu (like me )

 

[pjk]

False

The person below me is looking forward to watching football (NFL) tomorrow (Sunday).

 

[gillesvdp]

True

The person below me is 75 days away from living on another continent.

 

[edd5190]

False, USA is the only country for me Japan doesn't sound too bad though. They could invent robots that can solve cubes in sub-10 avg

The person below me has played at least once on a Nintend Wii.

 

[pjk]

True
The person below me has played Earth 20:25 before (texted based strategy game online)

 

[Lotsofsloths]

False.
The person below me, has been to 5+ Competitions(or speedcubing events)

 

[ExoCorsair]

True, five.

The person below me volunteers.

 

[edd5190]

[snip]False, but on Dec. 7, it will be true There will be an unofficial cube meet in Berkeley. http://twistypuzzles.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8322[/snip]Darn, too late
It depends on what I'm volunteering for.

The person below me has a chance of attending the cube meet.

 

[gillesvdp]

False. I don't know what "the cube meet" is. :s

The person below me knows what "forward vertical integration" means. ^^

 

[Jacco]

False, no idea ^^

The person below me has got a sticker/tile set from CubeSmith.

 

[masterofthebass]

True... Let's count. about 10.

The person below me has had a vast improvement in the past couple of days.

 

[Jacco]

True, got my average from ~1:20 one week ago to ~55 seconds today.

The person below me has got an official SpeedStacks Stackmat.

 

[edd5190]

True, I have two actually

 

[ExoCorsair]

The person below me will post a question.

 

[edd5190]

True XD

The person below me uses a Rubik's DIY as their main cube.

 

[Jacco]

False, still using two normal store cubes, I'm thinking aobut buy a DIY.

The person below me can't think of a next statement to post..