[Hypothetical] What's the most ridiculous thing you could think of doing at a competition?

[Matt11111]

So I had a stupid idea that probably goes against a WCA regulation or two, but picture this.

I head into the competition venue with 5 bags full of the new GAN 349 Pro Elite XS Max Plus Z3800X cubes that had recently come out. They cost me $120 each. And I wonder why I rarely have money lying around. Everyone is staring at me in confusion as I submit 179 cubes for my first and most likely only multiblind attempt ever. The scramblers take a while to prepare my puzzles, but that's ok. I sit at a multiblind station, with all the cubes covered with a king-sized blanket someone had brought. I throw off the blanket and immediately put my blindfold on. I noodle around on one cube for a while, not planning on actually solving it. I take the blindfold off, and I had done it. I broke the record for the worst multiblind attempt ever. Negative one hundred and seventy-nine points.

I immediately get kicked out of the competition and get banned from the WCA for life. And they all lived. The end.

So I was wondering what kinds of ridiculous things you guys could think of doing in competition (but like.... don't do a zillion cube multiblind attempt please, that'd be a lot of time wasted for scramblers and such)

 

[Etotheipi]

I take a flight to wherever a comp is, enter, get a megaphone, and while the best CFOPer is doing solves I scream "JOIN THE ROUXVOLUTION!!!!!" as loud as I can into my megaphone. Then I find everyone's cubes and I do an LSE only scramble on all of them. Then with red paint I write "The Rouxvolution is coming" on every open surface, and then I fly back to Mexico before I get arrested.

 

[abunickabhi]

I will organise a competition and hold unofficial events like 3x3 with feet, pyra skewb with feet, 4x4 with feet. The official events will not be focused on.

 

[ImmolatedMarmoset]

I will organise a competition and hold unofficial events like 3x3 with feet, pyra skewb with feet, 4x4 with feet. The official events will not be focused on.

and 15 puzzle of course

 

[Ash Black]

doing a two handed solve OH by accident

 

[cubeshepherd]

Knowingly disregard all the regulations and try to get away with cheating!

 

[BenChristman1]

Organize a comp with no delegate, and force the WCA to make its results official. (No offense to any delegates, you guys are great!!!)

 

[KingCanyon]

Organize a competition with a five person competitor limit having 10 rounds of clock on top of Everest. We would have to build a tiny shack up there.

 

[WoowyBaby]

Two words: Eighteen Centimeters

 

[Bamboo Cuber]

Having everyone at the comp break as many regs so there would be no official results and still have the comp registered on the WCA

 

[GAN 356 X]

The H perm shown in Brody th cubers video on alternate algs. R U R' U' D x30

 

[Cubingcubecuber]

Two words: Eighteen Centimeters

Keaton Ellis said I couldn’t use one because it wouldn’t fit in the cube cover

 

[Etotheipi]

Organize a competition with a five person competitor limit having 10 rounds of clock on top of Everest. We would have to build a tiny shack up there.

No no no, ten rounds of clock with feet.

 

[Cubingcubecuber]

Nanocube with feet

 

[fortissim2]

A cube tower that touches the ceiling of the location/gymnasium. Why not, after all?

 

[Shaun Mack]

have 2 people take some random kids white top ylm squan and run into the hallway, have the kid chase you and then turn around accidentally kicking him in the stomach, while your other friend goes outside in the cold, causing him to nearly miss his round of squan, and then the innocent victim needs to borrow someone elses squan and then the theif gets a 25 average when he averages 13. i have not experienced this hahaahahhahaahhaa i got a 16 average hahaahhaa

 

[Matt11111]

A cube tower that touches the ceiling of the location/gymnasium. Why not, after all?

Competition organizer: *sees massive tower of cubes, at least a foot on each side* I-- wha-- Can someone please explain why... and... how???

 

[DGCubes]

A cube tower that touches the ceiling of the location/gymnasium. Why not, after all?

PSA to all cubers: If you're gonna do a cube tower, make it a cube pillar.

 

[gruuby]

When the judge lifts the cube cover, pull out some speed stacking cups and do a cycle and then continue with the solve (hoping you don't get DNF)

 

[Matt11111]

When the judge lifts the cube cover, pull out some speed stacking cups and do a cycle and then continue with the solve (hoping you don't get DNF)

I'm just imagining the judge looking at you like "uhhh sure we can do this too, why not"