Homework excuses

AndyRoo789

AndyRoo789

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Let's hear some weird/funny/good homework excuses.
If you have a story that has to do with this you can tell it.
Im really gonna need these :D

Best excuse I've ever thought of = "I left my book at school, so I did it on a piece of paper, but I left the piece of paper at home" (But then I'd have to do that homework on paper so my story fits)

If this is a fail thread, then Im sorry :p
 
I leave all my books at school anyway. So really my excuse is the truth. "I left my books at school and didn't know the questions". Either that or if the teacher gets blur easily, "I wasn't in class when you talked about the homework".
 
Well you see Last night my Dog decided he was going t chase my cat all over the neighborhood and so of course i had to chase him down. When i finally caught my dog he was lying on his side and he was breathing like he had had a heart attack. So we rushed him to a vet where they spent seeral hours examining him and told us that he had just run to much and had had an asthma attack. We took him home and wouldnt you know it my sister who is 10 and thinks shes the queen of the world had spilled milke all over the kitchen floor, i mean a couple gallons of it. So who gets to clean it up? Me. well after i cleaned it up i went to take the trash out because it was full and the bag ripped and so then i spent hourse cleaning that up and keeping my dog who if you remember had the asthma attack. But we thought he was hit or something because of how he was breathing and laying on his side so we decided to take him to the vet and they told us it was just asthma.. so anyway he kept getting into it so we had to put him outside. But my sister left the gate open and so we had to go chase it around the neighborhood again. We spent hours trying to catch it and by this time i was eshausted. anyway so ater catching the dog we took back to our house. We put it on a leash and went back inside so i could clean up the trash. However my Dog doesnt like being kept on a leash and he gets mad. We being stupid left a couple of down pillows near him, they were airing out because we washed them from the dogs because they smelled nasty. and he ripped those up. and so after i got done taking care of the trash i had to clean that up. so i went out there to clean it up and had my homework in my back pocket and my dog jumped up and snatched it out of my pocket, because it was sticking out and well ill get it back eventually.

by this point the teacher gives up xP
 
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[joke]
I have accidently determined the homeworks momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe, which is why I gave up searching for it.
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A teacher told the entire class once, that she had heard this excuse:
" I never do my homework before my father comes home, but he didn't come before 5 in the afternoon yesterday, and then we went to visit grandma. and when we came home, it was late, so i had to go to bed..."
 
For presentations in school, I would aways open up a random powerpoint in Word, then bang on the keyboard, and save it to my flash drive. Then when you plug it in, try and open your file at school, just look really worried as you keep getting an error.
 
i don't have excuses,when i forget to do my hw,i take it like a man and go to the head of section's office.........NOT,,i don't take it like a man,sometimes i have friends with me so it's usually not bad for me.when i go and stand in the office i usually just fool around
 
I have not been at school (either primary or high) since 1987. Well I had the perfect and awesome excuse to avoid homework. My parents refued to pay for the text books and school fees as they argued that education should be free and they already pay taxes to do this. Asabut 80% of the homework (especially at high school) was set from text books, I dd not have a text book to use and avoided almost all homework. I could always deflect the attention from me to my parents evey time. But I did do the remaining 20% which did not depend on a text book as I liked doing it. Rather 20% than 100% any day!

I live in Australia.

Primary school (Year 1 to 7) = Elementary school USA (1st to 4th grade) + Middle school USA (5th to 7th grade)

High school (Year 8 to 12) = Middle school USA (8th grade) + High school USA (9th to 12th grade)

Now you know.
 
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