Cubing Ducks

I am sending this message to you in case I do not make it out of Room 101 alive. I want you to post the following on the Cubing Ducks thread. This includes my conversation with FMC. I recorded this as an audio, and it has already been translated for you by Randy. Only post this if I die, I most likely had to in order to end this.

[Arriving at the bunker]

TCC347: Hello Randy, good to see you again.
Randy: [chatters]
TCC347: Yes, I'll take a beverage. Do you have any lemonade here?
Randy: [nods head]
TCC347: I'll take as much as you have.
Randy: [Opens fridge] [chatters] [piles four 1.5-liter bottles on TCC347's lap]
TCC347: Not this many Randy! here I'll just take one, thank you.
Randy: [chatters]
TCC347: No, I ate all the Oreos on my way here. Do you have anywhere I can take my suit off?

[30 minutes later]

Randy: [chatters]
TCC347: I know, I know. But what if he doesn't take it, what if he just kills me?
Randy: [chatters excitedly]
TCC347: I know that, but will he take the chances when the stakes are so high?
Randy: [chatters]
TCC347: All right than, put it in my bag. [tosses backpack]
Randy: [stuffs items into the bag] [chatters]
TCC347: Yes, we've been over multiple times even before I came here, I'm ready. But first, [tosses plastic in recycling can] where's your bathroom?

[1 hour later]

TCC347: Okay Randy I just arrived at the other side; I believe I'm in the prison now.
Randy: [static]
TCC347: What was that:
Randy: [more static]
TCC347: I think I'm losing you; I'll keep this thing on, but I don't think we can communicate any further. It's probably for the best, we don't want FMC knowing I'm recording.
[footsteps]
TCC347: Okay, I have to go now. I hope the map that you sent me works...

[26 minutes later]

TCC347: I just got to the point, let's hope this is the right door.
[clicking] [vault door opens] [searches room]
FMC: It's good to see you Wesley, I've been expecting you.
TCC347: Let's get it over with, give me the keys to Muaaz's cell. This is unnecessary. Duck have never harmed any species on this planet intentionally.
FMC: Do you think I care? We will wipe you scum off the earth no matter! So what if you're so high and holy? your kind disgusts me, I couldn't care less about you past.
TCC347: How can you be so evil; don't you have any compassion? What do you have against the Ducks, the Cubing Ducks in particular?
FMC: Oh, don't worry you aren't that special. The final goal of the R.E.D branch is to Radically "exterminate ALL Ducks". You're just our lucky first pick. And no, I have no compassion.
TCC347: [Pulls out gun] Then I have no choice but to kill you and stop this myself.
FMC: [smiles] Are you threatening me, my, your kind is pathetically amusing. I said I was expecting you and guess what? I was also expecting your tactics. You cannot stop me Wesley, you cannot stop the R.E.D Nexus. [pushes button]
TCC347: What did you just do? Tell me before I sho-
[FMC throws knife at TCC347] [TCC347 jumps in surprise and drops gun]
FMC: I just pressed a little button to activate this super powerful magnet.
[Gun, knife, and various other things fly towards the ceiling]

FMC: Now, where were we? I don't remember, give me your bag.
TCC347: I will not.
FMC: Then take a seat, you can show me what's in there, and don't try to hide anything, I'm not an idiot like you Ducks.
TCC347: [reluctantly sits down on floor]
FMC: Open it!
[zipper is heard]
FMC: It's just food!
TCC347: I was planning on giving Muaaz some of his favorite foods, we've got cookies, potato crisps, some chicken nuggets, a-
FMC: What is that? [points]
TCC347: It's pineapple pizza.
FMC: I thought that fowl hated that stuff.
TCC347: Oh no, he adores it!
FMC: Give some to me Duckling, I want to try it. You take a bite first.
TCC347: [Gladly eats the pizza] All Ducks eat this, [Takes another bite]
FMC: hmm... but, why is a fruit on this pizza?
TCC347: Are not tomato's also a fruit? [takes another slice]
FMC: I guess that's true, weren't you saving this for Muaaz? [nibbles crust}
TCC347: Well you're going to kill me before I have the chance, aren't you? [wipes mouth]
FMC: I was planning on letting you live until we kill Muaaz, let you witness the destruction of your kind. [takes bite] Say, this isn't too bad.
TCC347: And why not kill me instead? After all, would not a prophesied Duck be a much better option?
FMC: [takes another slice] You really aren't very bright, are you? If you are killed in place of Muaaz then the prophecy will be fulfilled and are plan will fail. Fate wants you to sacrifice yourself in place of Muaaz.
TCC347: I see, well it's been nice having this conversation, thank you for confirming my suspicion.
FMC: What do you mean by this? Answer me!
TCC347: You see, you should have killed me when you had the chance, I'm not as stupid as you might think. Before you left Randy gave me a special drug t-
FMC: You're too young to be doing drugs!
[silence]
FMC: [clears throat] err, continue.
TCC347: He gave me a special drug that only Ducks can consume, all other life forms die at consuming it. I poured it on the pizza FMC. You are dead.
FMC: What!? You fiend! [slurs] Your plln wlnt werk! I em nat dot weak as to diarm a dug!
TCC347: It's too late FMC, give me the key.
FMC: Nvvever...you cannon suseed...even ef i dye you will never get past the goads... [collapses]

[TCC347 gets up] [key dangling]
TCC347: Here it is. Randy, I have the key.

[10 minutes later]

TCC347: Muaaz I'm here.
Muaaz: CubingCuber?
TCC347: Yes, I brought you some food. Let's eat while I tell you what we're doing from here.
Muaaz: Is that pineapple pizza?
TCC347: Yes, it's for me.
Muaaz: You're disgusting.
TCC347: This pizza just saved your life.
Muaaz: What?
TCC347: Nothing. Now listen... [audio cuts off]
 
MuaazCubes said:
I am sending this message to you in case I do not make it out of Room 101 alive. I want you to post the following on the Cubing Ducks thread. This includes my conversation with FMC. I recorded this as an audio, and it has already been translated for you by Randy. Only post this if I die, I most likely had to in order to end this.

[Arriving at the bunker]

TCC347: Hello Randy, good to see you again.
Randy: [chatters]
TCC347: Yes, I'll take a beverage. Do you have any lemonade here?
Randy: [nods head]
TCC347: I'll take as much as you have.
Randy: [Opens fridge] [chatters] [piles four 1.5-liter bottles on TCC347's lap]
TCC347: Not this many Randy! here I'll just take one, thank you.
Randy: [chatters]
TCC347: No, I ate all the Oreos on my way here. Do you have anywhere I can take my suit off?

[30 minutes later]

Randy: [chatters]
TCC347: I know, I know. But what if he doesn't take it, what if he just kills me?
Randy: [chatters excitedly]
TCC347: I know that, but will he take the chances when the stakes are so high?
Randy: [chatters]
TCC347: All right than, put it in my bag. [tosses backpack]
Randy: [stuffs items into the bag] [chatters]
TCC347: Yes, we've been over multiple times even before I came here, I'm ready. But first, [tosses plastic in recycling can] where's your bathroom?

[1 hour later]

TCC347: Okay Randy I just arrived at the other side; I believe I'm in the prison now.
Randy: [static]
TCC347: What was that:
Randy: [more static]
TCC347: I think I'm losing you; I'll keep this thing on, but I don't think we can communicate any further. It's probably for the best, we don't want FMC knowing I'm recording.
[footsteps]
TCC347: Okay, I have to go now. I hope the map that you sent me works...

[26 minutes later]

TCC347: I just got to the point, let's hope this is the right door.
[clicking] [vault door opens] [searches room]
FMC: It's good to see you Wesley, I've been expecting you.
TCC347: Let's get it over with, give me the keys to Muaaz's cell. This is unnecessary. Duck have never harmed any species on this planet intentionally.
FMC: Do you think I care? We will wipe you scum off the earth no matter! So what if you're so high and holy? your kind disgusts me, I couldn't care less about you past.
TCC347: How can you be so evil; don't you have any compassion? What do you have against the Ducks, the Cubing Ducks in particular?
FMC: Oh, don't worry you aren't that special. The final goal of the R.E.D branch is to Radically "exterminate ALL Ducks". You're just our lucky first pick. And no, I have no compassion.
TCC347: [Pulls out gun] Then I have no choice but to kill you and stop this myself.
FMC: [smiles] Are you threatening me, my, your kind is pathetically amusing. I said I was expecting you and guess what? I was also expecting your tactics. You cannot stop me Wesley, you cannot stop the R.E.D Nexus. [pushes button]
TCC347: What did you just do? Tell me before I sho-
[FMC throws knife at TCC347] [TCC347 jumps in surprise and drops gun]
FMC: I just pressed a little button to activate this super powerful magnet.
[Gun, knife, and various other things fly towards the ceiling]

FMC: Now, where were we? I don't remember, give me your bag.
TCC347: I will not.
FMC: Then take a seat, you can show me what's in there, and don't try to hide anything, I'm not an idiot like you Ducks.
TCC347: [reluctantly sits down on floor]
FMC: Open it!
[zipper is heard]
FMC: It's just food!
TCC347: I was planning on giving Muaaz some of his favorite foods, we've got cookies, potato crisps, some chicken nuggets, a-
FMC: What is that? [points]
TCC347: It's pineapple pizza.
FMC: I thought that fowl hated that stuff.
TCC347: Oh no, he adores it!
FMC: Give some to me Duckling, I want to try it. You take a bite first.
TCC347: [Gladly eats the pizza] All Ducks eat this, [Takes another bite]
FMC: hmm... but, why is a fruit on this pizza?
TCC347: Are not tomato's also a fruit? [takes another slice]
FMC: I guess that's true, weren't you saving this for Muaaz? [nibbles crust}
TCC347: Well you're going to kill me before I have the chance, aren't you? [wipes mouth]
FMC: I was planning on letting you live until we kill Muaaz, let you witness the destruction of your kind. [takes bite] Say, this isn't too bad.
TCC347: And why not kill me instead? After all, would not a prophesied Duck be a much better option?
FMC: [takes another slice] You really aren't very bright, are you? If you are killed in place of Muaaz then the prophecy will be fulfilled and are plan will fail. Fate wants you to sacrifice yourself in place of Muaaz.
TCC347: I see, well it's been nice having this conversation, thank you for confirming my suspicion.
FMC: What do you mean by this? Answer me!
TCC347: You see, you should have killed me when you had the chance, I'm not as stupid as you might think. Before you left Randy gave me a special drug t-
FMC: You're too young to be doing drugs!
[silence]
FMC: [clears throat] err, continue.
TCC347: He gave me a special drug that only Ducks can consume, all other life forms die at consuming it. I poured it on the pizza FMC. You are dead.
FMC: What!? You fiend! [slurs] Your plln wlnt werk! I em nat dot weak as to diarm a dug!
TCC347: It's too late FMC, give me the key.
FMC: Nvvever...you cannon suseed...even ef i dye you will never get past the goads... [collapses]

[TCC347 gets up] [key dangling]
TCC347: Here it is. Randy, I have the key.

[10 minutes later]

TCC347: Muaaz I'm here.
Muaaz: CubingCuber?
TCC347: Yes, I brought you some food. Let's eat while I tell you what we're doing from here.
Muaaz: Is that pineapple pizza?
TCC347: Yes, it's for me.
Muaaz: You're disgusting.
TCC347: This pizza just saved your life.
Muaaz: What?
TCC347: Nothing. Now listen... [audio cuts off]
Click to expand...
i am both impressed and scared
 
Alas! but long gone
Are the days when ducks were free
To discuss matters

Of peace and freedom.
Together they forged an empire
Of feather and stone.

Now the enemy
—Whose name I dare not utter—
Hath invaded this.

The peace of zzoomer
Is but an ember in time;
Good is extinguished.

Alas! but hope’s not lost,
Though at its outset all’s bad.
Good will continue.

This hope, howe’er, must
Be backed by hard sacrifice.
Without it, we die.

And now, we must fight
For the land which was once ours.
For it is written:

“God blesses mourning,
Comfort shall come from on high.”(1)
And now we cling to these.

Now, brothers, sisters,
Fellow fowl and duck and man,
Fight, but all for peace.

I bid thee farewell.
For at the moment, I must
Fight, lest war kill all.

1. THE AUTHOR INTENDS THIS AS A PARAPHRASE OF MATTHEW 5:4 (NLT).
 
So apparently, as you may have noticed, I am not dead. Somehow I survived the explosion (Or whatever I did to their machine) and am now stuck on some sort of island. I believe there is someone else here taking care of me while I heal. I'm far too weak to investigate (tried to stand up a few days ago and only just woke up half an hour ago) and can only stay awake for a little bit at a time. I'll try to set this recorder up to see if I can get any info on my caretaker.

I wonder if it's him, but that would be impossible. It can't be.
 
Sorry for the bump, but on Wednesday I fed some ducks!
Here are some pictures my sister took.
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The Duck
Alex Davison

composed and unruffled above
but paddling madly underneath
lively propelling through water.
a quick dunk of the head,
emerging with its prey.
traveling annually along the wind
cold climates to warm,
avoiding the winter chill.
it appears tame but is quite formidable
whenever one dares provoke.
with sharp cries and an aggressive charge,
forcing opponent to submission or escape
waddling on solid ground when it pleases
through all three states of matter it traverses
utilizing wings and webbed feet for optimal travel.
this creature bears the mark of perfection,
the pinnacle of nature.
 
I stumbled upon a very interesting find that leads me to believe that Kyle Santucci is actually a Duck, like us. As you may know Kyle is one of the fastest cubers in the world and holds the WB 3x3 Ao5 and PLL time attack WB among others. What led me to believe this is his CubeDesk profile in which he makes it known that he is "kyle santducky". Yes, Kyle santDUCKY. I find this to astonishing to be a mere coincidence.

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