I don't actually know why I found that funny.
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I would change my profile pic, but there's a law somewhere saying that I have to wait 3 1/2 years to change my profile pic every time I want to, or else I can't ever have a dog again, and also can't open windows or operate lawnmowers or use hammers.
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The point is, the ducks will take over everything.
They will put duck logos on our cubes.
They will make duck 2x2s.
They will replace the WCA logo with the WDA logo.
They will make a
duck anthem.
They will replace all images of hatred with pictures of their sacred symbol.
They will consecrate this land against oppression.
They will emanate rays of peace.
Human society will become a duck society.
Their kindness will shatter the reign of the cat forever.
The ducks will replace the dove in world peace meetings.
Dog people will become duck people.
Cat people will become dog people, and then become duck people by proxy.
The
duckroll will replace the
rickroll and regain its proper place in society.
DR in FMC will become Duck Reduction.
The "d" word will no longer exist, and instead, if you say "duck" in a sentence it will automatically make it better.
People will use the Frieduck,
Duff, or ZD (Zbigniew-Duckowski) method.
No longer will there be
more plastic flamingoes than real ones. Instead, they will paint all their fake flamingo flams a faded white color, therefore making more ducks than flamingoes.
The
Baby Shark Song will no longer be the most viewed video on YouTube, and will instead give rise to
The Duck Song.
Ducks will win every game of chess, even if they're not playing, due to an ancient rule of chess stating that if a duck has ever touched a specific chess set, then they can announce victory on any and all games they choose, regardless of whether or not they actually played chess.
Ducks will become more common pets in Minecraft than cats.
Minecraft will become Duckcraft.
Ducks will permeate society, and also permute it.
Ducks will orient society.
Ducks will solve society.
Ducks will win.
Need I say more? I duck think so.
Don't call me a quack. Or maybe do. I won't take it as an insult.
