Cubing Ducks

Alas, I know it has been many days since I have reported on this forum, and sadly, this is not a message of my return. I searched and searched looking for any clues of the duck prophecy and to my disappointment I have not found anything. Let us not falter in preparation, for I did come across a group of turkeys conspiring against us, furious that they could not be considered ducks. They sent forth several petitions but I declined them all, but only because I found scrolls of war plans against us hidden in one of their vaults. We must be prepared for war against the turkey, for as many of you may know, the day of the turkey comes soon, and that is when they will probably strike.
While I'm no militia strategist I do have a Bachelors degree in Duck diplomacy from the Waddểl University of Qualifying Quackers. If I can contact one a head Duck I can represent us Cubing Ducks in this war.

@MJbaka being that you were the one to uncover this ploy it may be best for you to get an appointment of some sort for me with an official (Augustus Gravois would be a good one to talk to) to work out the details. If you could do that it would be much appreciated.

(@cuberswoop why is that funny)
 
After careful considerations I have decided that the ducks aren't the enemies, but RED nexus is. So I decided to support the Ducks in their good cause by becoming one. I will help in any way possible.
You don't just "become" a Duck. You have to be born one. Just letting you know that we are quite literally Ducks
 
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