1000 ways to destroy a 3x3

[Clock_Enthusiast]

96. High intensity UV exposure to induce extreme brittleness.

97. Cook it in a Tandoor oven

98. Use a mortar and pestle to produce a fine paste.

99. Throw it in Turkmenistan's Darvaza Gas Crater

100. Fill it with tons of sand and really grind the pieces together.

 

[Garf]

101. Use liquid Nitrogen as a lubricant option
102. Throw it in a combination of water and hot oil. Document what happens
103. Set it next to Dragon's breath.
104. Put it in a springlock outfit.
105. Use it as your main GD cube cosmetic and try to beat the game with no experience.

 

[AhsanDaCuber125]

106: Make a non-cuber say “is that a 10x10???” to it, and it will break down.

 

[THE_V01DL0RD]

107. Slowly but surely replace all it's parts with another rubiks cube(is it even the same cube after that?)
108. mistaken it for your mcnuggets and dip it in mcbarbecue sauce(now you gotta ask for a mcrefund)

 

[notjamestack]

109.

Hey there!

I just want to say something to you. Is there any way that I can destroy a Rubik's cube? No... You did not just... YOU NECROPOSTED HIS OLD THREAD??? I will contact a mod RIGHT NOW, because what you did made that cube explode. I hope you feel ashamed.

 

[THE_V01DL0RD]

110. H Y D R O C H L O R I C A C I D
111. tell the IRS cube didnt pay its taxes
112. give it to the one kid in your class with EXTREME anger issues
113. go on a coaster with a loop, and when you're at the apex of the loop, throw it down and try to catch it when you are at the base of the loop
114. got to the 1 doctor who always disagrees with medicine when they say "9 out of 10 doctors recommend ozempic for wieght loss" and watch the midieval times doctor use leeches to solve the cube
115. tell Mike Hughey it was cheating in the forum comp

 

[That_slow_guy]

111. Hydraulic compress

 

[notjamestack]

112. Throw it into the ocean- WAIT DON'T ACTUALLY-

 

[Puzzle Maniac]

113. Replace a hard-clicking Geometry Dash player's mouse with it
114. Replace a hard-tapping osu! player's keyboard with it
115. Have someone yell one fifteen ocr! into it (extremely loudly)
116. Your younger cousin accidentally throws it 7m into the air before it hits concrete, all because it came loose in his hands while he was bouncing on the trampoline
117. Send it into The Backrooms
118. Fill it using an entire tub of Vaseline
119. Throw it at your fragile laptop
120. Throw a Nokia phone at it
121. Have it fall down the stairs from your pocket by accident (happened to my Clock once, shattering some of the inside pieces)

 

[notjamestack]

122. EARTHQUAKE.
123. Wake it up at 3 A.M.- who actually does that.
124. Throw it into a sinkhole.
125. Use it as a pillow.

 

[THE_V01DL0RD]

111. Hydraulic compress

112. Throw it into the ocean- WAIT DON'T ACTUALLY-

113. Replace a hard-clicking Geometry Dash player's mouse with it
114. Replace a hard-tapping osu! player's keyboard with it
115. Have someone yell one fifteen ocr! into it (extremely loudly)
116. Your younger cousin accidentally throws it 7m into the air before it hits concrete, all because it came loose in his hands while he was bouncing on the trampoline
117. Send it into The Backrooms
118. Fill it using an entire tub of Vaseline
119. Throw it at your fragile laptop
120. Throw a Nokia phone at it
121. Have it fall down the stairs from your pocket by accident (happened to my Clock once, shattering some of the inside pieces)

pls edit i aleady made 111-115

 

[notjamestack]

We will have to edit more than just that though...

 

[Caleb Valenzuela]

121. Throw it at your burning computer
122. Throw it at a monkey
123. Throw it at a lion
124. Leave in the shower

 

[ruffleduck]

125. Inform a trusted adult that it is misbehaving

 

[THE_V01DL0RD]

126. G R A N D M A P O C A L Y P S E
127. give it to fes77 who will refuse to give it back to you for almost a year

 

[Chicken-Cuber]

128. send it to school
129. put it in a tornado

 

[THE_V01DL0RD]

130. Put it on North Sentinel Island

 

[notjamestack]

131. Make it fail a test.

 

[Bingus cuber]

132: Give it emotional damage

 

[Jorian Meeuse]

133:

I once ate a snail and I kept the shell because I was writing an essay on Leonardo da Pisa and figured I might want to take some measurements of the shell later to check if its spiral was related to the Fibonacci sequence. Turns out I never actually threw the shell away, because after getting back from a holiday a few months later, my whole room smelled worse than ever. Nobody could figure out what it was, until I grabbed a cube and noticed that it was covered in some sort of sludge. Apparently, there was still a bunch of garlic butter in the shell, and it had started rotting and dripping out of the shell, ruining some of my cubes in the process.

Never eat snail btw, it's gross