1000 ways to destroy a 3x3

[NebraskanSpeedsolver]

60. Natural cause

 

[EvanCuber1]

Smash it with a g5 stackmat timer

 

[cranberryjuice]

Smash it with a g5 stackmat timer

#172

 

[cranberryjuice]

70: Black hole
71: Have it in Uno Show 'em No Mercy and get stacked +10's

Please update, last one was 172.

 

[LeafeonSage]

Please update, last one was 172.

I am sorry

 

[LeafeonSage]

70: Black hole
71: Have it in Uno Show 'em No Mercy and get stacked +10's

163 and 164, sorry

 

[Chicken-Cuber]

70: Black hole
71: Have it in Uno Show 'em No Mercy and get stacked +10's

Please edit we are at 171 rn

 

[2023HOAN03]

173. Doing a scramble like this:

Spoiler: Safe scramble

U2 L2 U R2 L F2 R L' U2 R' D2 R D2 R U2 L R' F2 L' R2 U' L2 U2 R'​

174. Make half court shot or full court shot
175. Give it to P.E Teacher (Rip GAN Megaminx + box)
176. Teaching your mom how to lube a cube but you forgot to give her the lubrication (cooking oil)
177. Invite some Mars people to buy the cube
178. Let a new-born cuber to review it
179. Leave a fingerprint in an UV-Coated-Watered-Magma.Covered cube
180. Put the cube into Minecraft
181. Ask a scrambler in a non-WCA comp to test your cube
182. Asking a non-cuber for corner cutting ability of a cube
183. Touch the cube when you are angry

 

[notjamestack]

184. too cold

 

[EvanCuber1]

185. drop it from the bleachers in the mid atlantic champs venue

 

[THE_V01DL0RD]

186. make it try to do a blj in mario 64 in shindou edition*
*no backwards longjump cuz backward speed cap. though interestingly, theres no foreward speed cap

 

[THE_V01DL0RD]

171. Personal experience: give it to your 8 year old little brother (or bother!) and watch in horror as he drops it (your only 3X3) from the second floor, plummeting to the ground and exploding on the hardwood floor.

I hear the orphanage is open 24/7.
well, until someone burns it down again.

 

[THE_V01DL0RD]

187. make it watch THE walmart add

Spoiler: THE walmart ad

 

[Chicken-Cuber]

187. make it watch THE walmart add

Spoiler: THE walmart ad

I watched it I’m dying inside AHHHH

 

[cranberryjuice]

188. Force it to learn English.

 

[Chicken-Cuber]

189. tornadooooooooooooooooo

 

[That_slow_guy]

190. Tell it it’s a Rubiks brand. (This will destroy it mentally)

 

[ILCubing]

191. This is a tornado. Lets let the tornado do the job of using its whirly clouds to destroy it!
192. Throw it at your mom's 2018 Subaru Forester
193. Put chapstick inside of your cube
194. Do karate with it
195. Tell a non-cuber to do a sledgehammer
196. Put it inside of a coconut for a few hours
197. Put WD-40 inside
198. Put an entire 15 ml bottle of Lubicle Speed inside
199. Put water from the Pacific Ocean inside of the cube
200 (yay!!!) Throw it at your local McDonald's window multiple times (they will totally not call the cops)

 

[CrazyCuber1213]

201. Tell it 50000 fake WR's on April 1

 

[EvanCuber1]

202. Smash it with a piece of glass