You CANNOT be serious qq. It took you 28 years to do THAT? Please.
I assembled mine with the instruction of SUMARIAN GODS. It has:
-A core made of zomgium (i dunno what else to call it. i found it in a meteorite and cut a diamond with it)
-It is not made of plastic. plastic is too rough. It's made of PURE TEFLON. And lubed with a square ton OF TEFLON
If you even touch it, it will not stop turning for 10000000 YEARS.
-135 degree cuts. AND, 90 degree reverse cuts.
-And the stickers...don't even get me started on the stickers.
-Oh, and when you turn it inside out....it turns into Megan Fox.
Basically, It's so epic i got Billy Mays to advertise it from the grave.