THE LUBIX JAWDROP

[Ranzha]

Whoawhoawhoa. Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[cookieyo145]

It would be funny if someone sold their house their wife, their children, EVERYTHING and it comes as a DIY.

 

[Julian]

*Modified using the 640 point edge mod
*Unpoppable due to quantum mechanics.
*Stickers are scratch 'n' sniff, and double as a hallucinogenic when licked.
*Lubed with a WHOLE jar of grape jelly, plus a bucket of pond water
*Tensioned to the absolute best tensions possible. That's right, the best.
*Kissed by all four members of the Beatles.
*Cannot be heard.
*Can easily do U9001.
*Doubles as a Square-1, just turn it inside-out!

- Does a sune with a single flick of the U face.
- Based on the V-Cube design, but not in a way that breaks patent law.
- Unpoppable, except when you want to pop it.
- 90 degree corner cutting.
- Layers click in place to prevent misalignment, but not in a way that slows down solving.

Loved these lines

 

[Rook]

Tutorial pl0x

I think that getting this cube will finally allow me to consistently sub-20. After all, practicing just takes too long. Now I just need to spend the rest of my life making money to buy this cube.

 

[Jungleterrain]

It was made before V-cube, yet it has to deal with patent laws! Awesome.

 

[DeathCuberK]

Oh man, this looks perfect for my new amazing method called F3L. I'll be back in a couple of years when I finish developing this method.

 

[asportking]

You can just look at this cube and it solves itself.

 

[TiLiMayor]

Doubles as square-1 lololol

 

[~Phoenix Death~]

Cannot be heard.

Wow. Looks like cubing competitions will quiet down now.

 

[uberCuber]

40 years really sounds like a lot, you must suck at modding... I bet I could do all that in only 28 years.

It's obviously because of all the grape jelly he had to work in. I seriously doubt your outlandish 28 year claim. Prove it.

 

[cmhardw]

It's lubed with an entire jar of grape jelly! It's gonna be awesome! Awesome post, made my day!

 

[AJ Blair]

What brand of grape jelly? With a name like Smuckers, it has to turn good...

 

[Cool Frog]

Oh man, this looks perfect for my new amazing method called F3L. I'll be back in a couple of years when I finish developing this method.

What brand of grape jelly? With a name like Smuckers, it has to turn good...

AAAHHH!
Awesomesauce

 

[24653483361]

Smells good too

 

[gundamslicer]

Lolololol ROFLROFLROFL

 

[Specs112]

*head explodes from OP's awesomeness*

Well played, sir.

 

[qqwref]

It's obviously because of all the grape jelly he had to work in. I seriously doubt your outlandish 28 year claim. Prove it.

Just wait for my all-new LUBIX DEMIGOD. It's about half done, so it should be on auction by 2025 at the very latest.

 

[JyH]

cyberbullies

 

[shelley]

Psh, grape jelly. Everyone who's anyone knows it's all about the Lemon Pledge.

 

[theace]

I'll buy if it can scramble itself when you point at it and say "hugaala wanger!"