Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[TheBloodyTalon]

granted... but everyone also can...

i wish i could win a lottery

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but it was the smallest amount above $0.00 that is possible to win.

I wish everything in my house was V-cube brand; v-cube lamps, v-cube 3x3, v-cube floor, and everything else.

 

[DcF1337]

Granted, but then you'd go bankrupt. V stuff aren't made in China, you know.

I wish I had every puzzle ever made.

 

[StratoPulse]

granted, now your life and why you have everything is a puzzle



I wish i had a rubiks cube that is made out of gummy bears

 

[theretardedcuber]

granted, i ate every gummy bear in the world

i wish the suduko cube was easier

 

[Jake Gouldon]

granted, but all other cubes are harder.

I wish my parents would let me have my new cubes before my report card comes...

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but when your report card comes, you have crap grades so they take them off you again.

I wish today was my last day of school, even though I only started back today.

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted but tomorrow will the first day again
I wish this wish wouldn't come true

 

[jacob15728]

granted but tomorrow will the first day again
I wish this wish wouldn't come true

Granted, but the paradox created causes the unverse to implode upon itsself.

I wish I could not go to school for the whole year.

 

[Jake Gouldon]

Granted, but then you would lose a year of valuable knowledge.

I wish I had another wish.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, your other wish is for you to die.

I wish both my rubiks clocks click.

 

[Jake Gouldon]

Granted, but they click so badly they are almost impossible to turn (Forgive me, I know nothing about clock).

I wish the next person comes up with my wish for me.

 

[I_love_cubes]

granted but I use it for my self

I wish I had pie

 

[sub_zero1983]

granted....but its made outta mud

I wish i had a chocolate pie.

 

[cubeninjaIV]

granted but it gets thrown in your face everyone laughs at you, you never get another date and you are known as pieman for the rest of your life
take that!
i wish rowe would get his 2x2 back

 

[qqwref]

Granted, but then he busts out a sub-2 average at his next comp and you are so discouraged that you never pick up the 2x2 ever again.

I wish that every time I go up to do a solve in a competition I get one of my best times ever, and that I am able to attend at least one competition every month.

 

[shelley]

Granted, but then he busts out a sub-2 average at his next comp and you are so discouraged that you never pick up the 2x2 ever again.

I wish that every time I go up to do a solve in a competition I get one of my best times ever, and that I am able to attend at least one competition every month.

Granted, but your cube pops on its own every time you hit the timer, making every solve a DNF.

I wish the following person's wish will be the same as mine.

 

[Chuck]

Granted, but we started to always wishing the same thing so that you start practicing for The Ultimate BLD Relay.

I wish I can do The Ultimate BLD Relay.

 

[V-te]

Granted, but it takes all your life, so you never get to live.
I wish sleep wasn't a necessity of life

 

[Troy2421]

Granted but the affects cause you to forget how to breath and you die!

I wish I had a 2x2