Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Jake Gouldon]

Granted, but you loose all your other cubes.

I wish making a DIY 2x2 was easier.

 

[JTW2007]

Granted, and you make one, but then V-Cubes releases the V2 and it's way better.

I wish my Mefferts Megaminx would get here.

 

[fundash]

Granted, but you went to a fake site to order it and only got a picture of a mefferts megaminx....

I wish my stickers to arrive tomorrow.

 

[JTW2007]

Granted, they arrive, but you lose the puzzles that they're for.

I wish I could make constructive posts.

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, but you become so constuctive and nerdy, that everyone hates you, and your cubes get stolen.

Yay, I got my gigaminx, so I wish for a free teraminx.

 

[V-te]

Granted but it's not FF

I wish the NCLB act would be repealed.

 

[piemaster]

Granted, but the FBI tracks you down and kills all your cubes and prevents you from buying more.

I wish I was 10 seconds faster at petrus.

 

[d4m4s74]

granted, but you get 10 seconds slower at Roux and Fridrich.

I wish I could go to the World Championship this weekend

 

[piemaster]

Granted, but a hurricane delays it, and you land, only to find that the competition is over.

I wish I dropped 10 seconds on fridrich, roux, AND petrus.

 

[d4m4s74]

granted, you drop the cube in 10 seconds every time

I wish I could get a girlfriend

 

[piemaster]

granted, you drop the cube in 10 seconds every time

I wish I could get a girlfriend

Granted, but she dumps you.

I wish I had two wishes and first is d4m4s74 couldn't reply to my post and that he could wish to do something that would go against my wish. With that put, I wish I could get faster by 10 seconds on petrus, fridrich, and roux.

 

[Daniel Wu]

Granted but your cube blows up.

 

[d4m4s74]

I wish rick would wish something

 

[Daniel Wu]

Lol. Oops. I wish I could go to sleep.

 

[V-te]

Granted but you never wake up.

I wish I could have my sub 20!! Grr....

 

[Daniel Wu]

Grrr. That's mean.

Granted. But the sub 20 is on the 2x2.

I wish for a pony.

 

[(R)]

granted but it blows up

I wash to have v-cube 7 that funcitions perfectly, and is really reliable

 

[Zeroknight]

Granted, but they accidently mail it to my house.

I wish that I actually go ahead and and start memorizing stuff for my first BLD.

 

[Thomas09]

Granted, but you put your blindfold on and can't take it off making you blind for the rest of your life.

I wish for the WCA to come to Australia.

 

[JTW2007]

Sure, but, being the World cube association, not that much changes.

I wish for the Cake.