When Couples Break Up, According To Facebook Data. Alternatively, He/She Was Way Out

[Dene]

No one want to do this ,it's too cruel . we need talk with each other , and solve problems.

I think you just make a joke with us !

No joke. And don't worry because I don't have a girlfriend and I will never have one so nobody will ever have to face the wrath of Dene.

Why do you think you'd want to hurt hem?

Why would I want to break up with them if I didn't have something against them?

 

[FatBoyXPC]

Dene, not always do relationships end up bad. Sometimes you break up because you just aren't happy, your lives take you two different directions. If he/she cheat on you, that's one thing, but if you are just drifting apart (although this can usually be fixed), this is both people's faults and not always because it had something to do with a fight, etc.

 

[Dene]

So what? We drift apart, I decide to end it, her birthday is coming up. I'm all set.

 

[flan]

April fool's day would be ideal...
"I'm breaking up with you."
"What?!?!? You jerk!!"
"Ow! don't you know what day it is?"
"Oh right... hahah! funny..."
"Oh, but I was being serious about breaking up with you."

hahahah LOLOLOL

 

[FatBoyXPC]

So what? We drift apart, I decide to end it, her birthday is coming up. I'm all set.

Really? Usually at that point you still love the person and care for them, but you just aren't happy in that relationship anymore. You usually don't want them suffering a days that are supposed to be good days for them.

 

[Cubezz]

April fool's day would be ideal...
"I'm breaking up with you."
"What?!?!? You jerk!!"
"Ow! don't you know what day it is?"
"Oh right... hahah! funny..."
"Oh, but I was being serious about breaking up with you."

Lol you and Dene are sooooo nice

 

[Kynit]

Aww, people break up a lot on my birthday

You usually don't want them suffering a days that are supposed to be good days for them.

Define "you".

 

[FatBoyXPC]

People.

 

[Kynit]

You can't speak for the whole world...

 

[Andrew Ricci]

You can't speak for the whole world...

I'm going to stop you right there. This is most definitely going to be one of the classic "long and pointless arguements about something silly and technical".

 

[Dollface]

I'm going to stop you right there. This is most definitely going to be one of the classic "long and pointless arguements about something silly and technical".

Ah gotcha. Sorry, didn't read your post properly... Boy, you're evil! LOL