Pineapples on pizza or no?

Pineapples on pizza?

  • Pineapples

    Votes: 39 49.4%
  • No Pineapples

    Votes: 40 50.6%

  • Total voters
    79
Bump because I want to get people riled up

All I have to say, is that all of you pineapple on pizza haters are just picky eaters. Those who enjoy pineapple on pizza obviously are much more mature.
well, you're actually right, I've been a picky eater as a child, and the last time i had it, was like 10, when I was still a picky eater. so your right, but pineapples still don't belong
 
exactly. that is the case with all pineapple pizza haters
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Here is a full argument on why pineapple on pizza is bad
I affirm the resolution which states "Pineapple on pizza is bad"
Contention 1: Health, Taste, and everything else
Michelin star chef Gordan Ramsay says himself that pineapple pizza is bad. You can't question him. In addition, it's been shown that pineapples have a pH of roughly 3 or 4, meaning that it is quite acidic. Additionally, pineapples have been shown to increase blood sugar levels. As for being on pizza, pineapples are only preferred by 12% of people while it is disliked by 24% of people. Even the ethics of it is bad! By lies and rumors, pineapple pizza have managed to spread a misconception that is is from Hawaii, while it is actually from Canada!

If you still manage to not be convinced and think pineapple pizza is good, then I feel sorry for your misguided thoughts.
 
Here is a full argument on why pineapple on pizza is bad
I affirm the resolution which states "Pineapple on pizza is bad"
Contention 1: Health, Taste, and everything else
Michelin star chef Gordan Ramsay says himself that pineapple pizza is bad. You can't question him. In addition, it's been shown that pineapples have a pH of roughly 3 or 4, meaning that it is quite acidic. Additionally, pineapples have been shown to increase blood sugar levels. As for being on pizza, pineapples are only preferred by 12% of people while it is disliked by 24% of people. Even the ethics of it is bad! By lies and rumors, pineapple pizza have managed to spread a misconception that is is from Hawaii, while it is actually from Canada!

If you still manage to not be convinced and think pineapple pizza is good, then I feel sorry for your misguided thoughts.
Hawaiian pizza and Pineapple pizza are two different things. The only people who mistake the two are plebian folk of the modern era who cling to laughable, inconceivable, and worthless traditions that involves nothing but hate for true culture. You can not question Chef Gordon James Ramsay? I deeply regret hearing those false narratives spewing off of your tongue, to never question a leader or believe nothing can be questioned from a mere mortal would be considered a cult. You do not take one mans words and base it on your entire ideology that pineapples on top of a tossed dough in which Tomato puree resting under an acquisitive layer of assorted cheeses mixed with excessively aromatic herbs is detestable.

Well I must say that is detestable, that is your argument. To even think of bringing health into question is positively preposterous! Are you saying "@the dnf master" that your outdated "Pepperonis" are any better? How about a Supreme meat pizza in which an assortment of meats from multiple animals beg you to eat them and inherit clogged arteries? To say such a thing is to fall for the "Straw Man fallacy". For you are setting yourself an enemy, adversaries, nay a great evil in which wars must be waged when you have not the liability or even sufficient facts to provide for your argument. You are using opinion that is easily detectably incorrect to the trained mind.

Yours is hardly a full argument as you fail to address many countless issues. This what I have is merely a rebuttal to your pathetic excuse for an argument and I do hope you become more mastered in this art as you are making a fool of yourself and your "cult".
 
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Hawaiian pizza and Pineapple pizza are two different things.
Exactly! That is why I said that it is a misconception
You can not question Chef Gordon James Ramsay? I deeply regret hearing those false narratives spewing off of your tongue, to never question a leader or believe nothing can be questioned from a mere mortal would be considered a cult.
I do not wish to admit it as it defeats the purpose I am trying to make, however if you fail to infer what I'm doing then I'll say it; it is simple exaggeration
Yours is hardly a full argument as you fail to address many countless issues. This what I have is merely a rebuttal to your pathetic excuse for an argument and I do hope you become more mastered in this art as you are making a fool of yourself and your "cult".
How is this a rebuttal? You provide no evidence, no research to back up your claim. And I don't want to say it but if you will insult me and make false deductions that I actually put effort into this, then you're wrong.

Also why doesn't this thread come in the article index? Weird.
 
Exactly! That is why I said that it is a misconception
One created by the uneducated I'm afraid. Both sides played a part in it.

I do not wish to admit it as it defeats the purpose I am trying to make, however if you fail to infer what I'm doing then I'll say it; it is simple exaggeration

A simple exaggeration that your class abuses and continuously uses as if though fact. smh.

How is this a rebuttal? You provide no evidence, no research to back up your claim.
According to the Dictionary a "rebuttal" is, "In law, … a form of evidence that is presented to contradict or nullify other evidence that has been presented by an adverse party". The evidence I find is in your arguments that have misleading commentary and I rebuttal them not with Wikipedia "evidence" but with knowledge that should be achievable by the multitudes.
I do admit it was quite short.

And I don't want to say it but if you will insult me and make false deductions that I actually put effort into this, then you're wrong.
Okay in all seriousness this is a pretty bad statement. Can you provide a false statement in my short argument? By "insulting" someone you do not become wrong just because you hurt the other persons feelings. That doesn't even make any sense. How am I wrong because you're offended. Also you can't have a serious argument if your going to say stuff like that. This is a political/controversial topic so of course you're going to have people ridicule you. If you don't want that don't partake in the argument.

I also though it would be obvious that by using big unnecessary words excessively you could tell I was not trying to be rude. If you are really ready to ruin relations over a pizza topping you seriously need to rethink your decisions. I'm not talking directly to you in that last sentence I'm saying that you shouldn't take this thing to seriously it's all just mock arguments. It's not a huge deal whether you like pineapple on a pizza or not.

Also why doesn't this thread come in the article index? Weird.
Off-Topic Discussions don't appear in the article index.
 
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Can you provide a false statement in my short argument?
It's not objectively false. You just don't make a point why I'm wrong
I also though it would be obvious that by using big unnecessary words excessively you could tell I was trying to be rude. If you are really ready to ruin relations over a pizza topping you seriously need to rethink your decisions. I'm not talking directly to you in that last sentence I'm saying that you shouldn't take this thing to seriously it's all just mock arguments. It's not a huge deal whether you like pineapple on a pizza or not.
I'm not taking it seriously, sorry if I made it seem like I did
Off-Topic Discussions don't appear in the article index.
oh ok
 
It's not objectively false. You just don't make a point why I'm wrong
Then why didn't you say that in the first place? Again, I said I wasn't rebuttaling it directly but pointing out that you were being hypocritical and using the "straw man" fallacy.

I'm not taking it seriously, sorry if I made it seem like I did
You provide no evidence, no research to back up your claim. And I don't want to say it but if you will insult me and make false deductions that I actually put effort into this, then you're wrong.
Yes you did indeed make it seem so.
 
Bump because I want to get people riled up

All I have to say, is that all of you pineapple on pizza haters are just picky eaters. Those who enjoy pineapple on pizza obviously are much more mature.
Yes I agree, it's the same as people who hate custard on mashed potato or cyanide on chips.
To all the previous posters, perhaps some people just like it on pizza whereas others don't? Sorry to spoil the nonsense with rational thought.
 
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