I had a thought, now I thought I was insane. But... what if... people actually liked pineapple on pizza? I was like, Nooo, that's impossible, but then I thought about it... and realized it's actually possible, so to all those pineapple pizza lovers, here.
eating too many pineapples causes:
- diarrhea (Basically any pizza does that.)
- nausea (It's an acquired taste not suitable for peasants (Did you know in Roman time you could rent a pineapple to take to party's))
- vomiting ( Well of course. Who wouldn't after devouring an entire large pizza with pineapple dumped on it, that's to much food to consume at once.)
- abdominal pain (Refer to above statement.)
- heartburn (Tomatoes also give you heartburn + this is an excuse to eat potatoe (*cough* Dan Queyle *cough* chips which help reduce heartburn)
- getting Gordon Ramsay angry (so...? Like Cubing Forever so elegantly puts is "GORDON RAMSAY IS AN IDIOT AND PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS COOL")
- and Pineapples are a fruit, fruit is a terrible topping on pizza. (Again, TOMATO!)