Pineapples on pizza or no?

[DuckubingCuber347]

I had a thought, now I thought I was insane. But... what if... people actually liked pineapple on pizza? I was like, Nooo, that's impossible, but then I thought about it... and realized it's actually possible, so to all those pineapple pizza lovers, here.

eating too many pineapples causes:

• diarrhea (Basically any pizza does that.)
• nausea (It's an acquired taste not suitable for peasants (Did you know in Roman time you could rent a pineapple to take to party's))
• vomiting ( Well of course. Who wouldn't after devouring an entire large pizza with pineapple dumped on it, that's to much food to consume at once.)
• abdominal pain (Refer to above statement.)
• heartburn (Tomatoes also give you heartburn + this is an excuse to eat potatoe (*cough* Dan Queyle *cough* chips which help reduce heartburn)
• getting Gordon Ramsay angry (so...? Like Cubing Forever so elegantly puts is "GORDON RAMSAY IS AN IDIOT AND PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS COOL")
• and Pineapples are a fruit, fruit is a terrible topping on pizza. (Again, TOMATO!)

How to rebuddle mere peasants

 

[Scollier]

and Pineapples are a fruit, fruit is a terrible topping on pizza.

Fine, stick to your word then. I think otherwise, but you go be you. Go ahead and have dry, crusty pizza with absolutely no tomato sauce on it. Have fun!

 

[SH03L4C3]

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Fine, stick to your word then. I think otherwise, but you go be you. Go ahead and have dry, crusty pizza with absolutely no tomato sauce on it. Have fun!

@MuaazCubes so this is your picture of a perfect pizza??^^

 

[qwr]

I don't care too much although the sourness can sometimes be a little unpleasant.
Cilantro though is disgusting and should be banned.

 

[MuaazCubes]

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Fine, stick to your word then. I think otherwise, but you go be you. Go ahead and have dry, crusty pizza with absolutely no tomato sauce on it. Have fun!

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@MuaazCubes so this is your picture of a perfect pizza??^^

• and Pineapples are a fruit, fruit is a terrible topping on pizza.

Like I said, fruit is a terrible topping, are tomatoes really toppings if they're put below the cheese?

 

[Cubing Forever]

fruit is a terrible topping on pizza.

:angy olive and tomato noises: Is an Olive a Fruit or Vegetable? Olives Are Fruits. Here's Why. (goodhousekeeping.com)
and ofc we know that tomatoes are fruits. Imagine Pizza without olives lol.

getting Gordon Ramsay angry

Gordon Ramsay is a first rate idiot who swears unnecessarily.

Pineapples ftw!!!

 

[Deleted member 36445]

neck to neck poll piecements places

 

[DuckubingCuber347]

"Pineapples belong on pizza. A hater's taste buds do not" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

 

[Deleted member 51471]

"Pineapple's belong on pizza. A haters taste buds do not" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

I agree, but how come the possessive "'s" and the plural "s" are inverted?

 

[Deleted member 36445]

I agree, but how come the possessive "'s" and the plural "s" are inverted?

seems fishy

 

[DuckubingCuber347]

I agree, but how come the possessive "'s" and the plural "s" are inverted?

Fixed. Thanks for pointing that out.

 

[Jam88]

PINEAPPLE. No returns.

 

[SH03L4C3]

JPERM likes pineapple on pizza!

6:50

 

[Deleted member 36445]

JPERM likes pineapple on pizza!

6:50

nice catch.
this might change the mind of every jperm fans

 

[rubik2005]

JPERM likes pineapple on pizza!

6:50

He from canada though

nice catch.
this might change the mind of every jperm fans

A fan doesn't necessarily agree with that person on everything

 

[Deleted member 36445]

put me on "i'll decide when I eat one".

 

[Scollier]

Bump because I want to get people riled up

All I have to say, is that all of you pineapple on pizza haters are just picky eaters. Those who enjoy pineapple on pizza obviously are much more mature.

 

[DuckubingCuber347]

Bump because I want to get people riled up

All I have to say, is that all of you pineapple on pizza haters are just picky eaters. Those who enjoy pineapple on pizza obviously are much more mature.

It's like Gan and Valk. You can go with the popular, boring option where you just have small variations that are basically the same, think sausage and meatball (Gan/Anti-Pineapple). Or you can have something distinctive, timeless, true, something that will never let you down, something that balances the perfections of life (Valk/Pineapples).

 

[BenChristman1]

I’ve dished out so many angry reactions on this thread.

 

[DuckubingCuber347]

I’ve dished out so many angry reactions on this thread.

It's because you know we're right and the only way to relieve yourself of the stress is to react with angry face emojis.