Not-So-Impressive Impressive things you could do just to show off

[White KB]

So this began in Rubik's cube sightings in media...
(https://www.speedsolving.com/threads/rubiks-cube-sightings-in-media.4297/page-77#post-1338722)

And I made a thread about it.
What's something you could do that isn't really impressive, but you could do it to show off?
(e.g. from the original: I can do 1MBLD OH while holding a bowling ball in a movie theater while watching Star Wars and reciting PLL names and WCA events)

Preferably build on to the last comment, or do something completely different if you want. I'd love to see what you all come up with!

 

[ProStar]

I can do 1MBLD OH while curling a bowling ball in a hot tub while watching all Sunday football games from the past 10 years and reciting PLL names, WCA events as well as using mind control to scroll through SS forums

 

[Llewelys]

I can solve a 17x17 blindfolded with my feet using the LBL method

 

[ProStar]

I can solve a 17x17 blindfolded with my feet using the LBL method

The whole point is that it isn't supposed to be that impressive(i.e 1MBLD)

 

[Llewelys]

*sarcasm activated* You find that impressive ? *sarcasm deactivated*

Haha oups my bad, should've read the full title ^^

 

[EccentricSensei]

I can say out 102 digits of pi (which to non-math geeks is stupid!) while during 3 digit numbers times 3 digit numbers (on paper with my right hand)while attempting to kill the Ender Dragon in Minecraft with my left hand while solving a 3x3 with my feet.
Not too impressive, I know, but multitasking is great!

 

[White KB]

I can eat 5 bowls...
Wait, only one of them was cereal

*kerchoo*

It was this one joke I heard in 7th grade...
Anyway, I can also eat a pancake while singing the PLL ABC's. (A, e, f ,g ,h ,j ,n ,r ,t ,u ,v ,y ,z) And doing 1x1 SINGLE-HANDEDLY and with my FEET.
Whoa

 

[PetrusQuber]

I can solve a Rubix Cube

 

[brododragon]

I can bump threads that are bound to die. I actually practice all the time.

 

[White KB]

I can say out 102 digits of pi (which to non-math geeks is stupid!) while during 3 digit numbers times 3 digit numbers (on paper with my right hand)while attempting to kill the Ender Dragon in Minecraft with my left hand while solving a 3x3 with my feet.
Not too impressive, I know, but multitasking is great!

I can do about 146 digits of pi, but I used to know 200...
Anyway, at the end of 6th grade I only knew 55, so I've come a long way.

 

[ProStar]

*sigh*

 

[MJS Cubing]

I can solve a cube in 20 seconds