Non-Cubers say the darndest things!

[SM cubing]

I think the non cubers at my school are fake because they use proper terminology like "scrambling" and "3x3"

 

[Kumato]

Nah mate, they just a bit too smart.

 

[Julio974]

I think the non cubers at my school are fake because they use proper terminology like "scrambling" and "3x3"

Non-cubers at my school say "3 TIMES 3" and not "3 BY 3" and I can't support that.

Also everyone thinking I'm gonna soon be world champion.

 

[SM cubing]

Non-cubers at my school say "3 TIMES 3" and not "3 BY 3" and I can't support that.

Also everyone thinking I'm gonna soon be world champion.

Oof

 

[Matt—]

Isn't the world record, like, four minutes?

also,

Isn't the world record, like, three seconds?

It is now

 

[1001010101001]

Non-cubers at my school say "3 TIMES 3" and not "3 BY 3" and I can't support that.

Also everyone thinking I'm gonna soon be world champion.

3 TIMES 3 = 9

 

[Kumato]

That's probably the logic behind"4 cube"

 

[1001010101001]

That's probably the logic behind"4 cube"

Don’t forget the “16 cube”

 

[VaporboyTSV]

woooooaaahh can you do the rubex one without looking? bet ya cant xd lmoa

 

[rusty cuber]

Me: *finishes solve*
non-cuber: :0

 

[Kumato]

Me: *finishes solve*
non-cuber: :0

Lemme fix that for ya
Me:*Finishes cube*
Non-cuber:

 

[rusty cuber]

YESSSSS OMG

 

[cubezrawesome]

"Oh dude you should put like WD-40 on that thing to make it turn smoother."

nice

 

[Sion]

I remember putting we 40 in a cube for a 10th grade experiment. High static friction coefficient. Even ignoring the deteriorating plastic aspect, it still doesn't work.

Oh yeah, as for a tale to stay on track,

I had someone beg for my cube to do the sexy move to try to impress me, only to fail, and then say my cube was rigged.

 

[CurseFlame]

Rubik's cube WIZARD

Because non-cubers still saying the darndest things!

Nah they're saying the darndest-EST things now.

It's cheating cos you memorised all the cheat codes

That's when you put on nitro fun's cheat codes song

 

[Kumato]

You mean this one?

 

[1001010101001]

A 7x7 must be harder than a 4x4!!!

 

[CurseFlame]

You mean this one?

Really?

 

[Mia]

This happened to me a few years ago. In my school, there are grades 3-12, so the youngest pupils are 9-year-olds. (I'm in high school so keep in mind that in their eyes I'm an adult.) I was casually solving my cube when a group of five or so little third grades come around me in a horseshoe shape and they all stare at me. One of them is brave enough to talk to me:

Little boy: Can you actually solve this?
Me: Yes.
Little boy: Can I see when you solve that?
Me: Yeah, take my cube and scramble it.

I give the boy my cube and he scrambles it pretty well. I then start to solve it and after I'm finished, they all start clapping to me and ask me how long does it usually take me to solve the cube. I answer "about 20 seconds" and when they're leaving, one of them shouts that his sister can solve it in under 10 seconds.

Another story starts in a similar way but instead of boys giving me an applause, after my solve a 9-year-old girl shouts to her friends "Oh my god, she can actually solve it, she can actually solve it".

 

[TetCuber48]

when my friend saw that i had h-perm on my 3x3, he shouted "PARITY!!"