Insult the last person

[Zeke Mackay]

Last person lost the letter A

 

[White KB]

Last person lost the letter A

Last person forgets that "Last", "wants", and "pranks" all have the letter a.

 

[Zeke Mackay]

Last person quoted me, breaking the setup of this thread

 

[White KB]

Last person doesn't realize the setup of this thread because they are an inexperienced individual who doesn't realize even the tongue of the great whale of purpose for anything worthwhile, less the purpose of this conversation.

 

[White KB]

Last person didn't say that he owns Area 51. (<---That's a link, by the way.)

 

[Zeke Mackay]

Last person seemingly insulted himself when no one responded to the thread in 25 minutes. Also, last person claims I don't know the setup of the thread when, one, I started it, and two, he uses a reference I don't understand and it makes me sad.

 

[White KB]

Last person doesn't know the startup of this thread because, one, the above statement is a compliment, which according to forum rules, is allowed as long as you only compliment yourself, and two, it was started by TheRubiksCombo before you joined Speedsolving.com. Then there's three, because you never read classic 19th-century literature a day in your life, not even the most obvious one, Herman Melville's Moby-Dick. Ha!
(And don't say you did start this thread, because then I'll get to insult you again by saying you got logged out of your account)

*Zeke Mackay dabs*
Dabs kind of died in 2018**

**Just so we're on good terms, no insults outside this thread, OK?

 

[TheRubiksCombo]

Last person claims I got logged out of my old account

 

[White KB]

No, I claimed @Zeke Mackay got logged out of his account. I recognize TheRubiksCombo and Zeke Mackay as two separate entities owned by the same person.
Also, the last person says the Rubik's combo, when there are 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 of them, and that's just on 3x3. That makes you look like just one person who is basically the same as dozens of billions of billions of others, which is frankly just pathetic.
Also the last person didn't state their real YouTube channel name on either of their accounts.

 

[PetrusQuber]

Last person's name comes up with a shellfish equipment company when searched in Safari.

 

[White KB]

The last person uses Safari, and their location is too generic and easily thought of.
(And don't say I do the same; I use Google Chrome and my location has character. Yours doesn't.)

DISCLAIMER (You can't insult me over this or you will forfeit the argument, as per thread rules);
Please note that outside of this thread, no insults are allowed, and we must maintain a peaceful co-existence, regardless of what is stated in the thread herein, as per thread rules.

 

[PetrusQuber]

How am I forfeiting it.
Last person can SOLVE DEM CUBIX RUBES SO HE GOTTA BE EVIL AND I HAVE TO HATE HIM!!!! Also I’m pretty sure he uses Kafopppp, and that makes him more evil!!!!!

 

[Zeke Mackay]

Last person calls "CFOP" "Kafopppp"

 

[PetrusQuber]

Last person doesn’t understand I’m imitating a non - cuber, and also assumed that Kafopppp was CFOP.

 

[Zeke Mackay]

Last person doesn't start one of their messages with "Last Person"

 

[PetrusQuber]

Last person doesn't start one of their messages with "Last Person"

Last person just capitalised ‘Person’ for no reason.

 

[Zeke Mackay]

Last person quoted me for no reason.

 

[PetrusQuber]

Last person has failed to come up with a new insult since post 604.

 

[White KB]

Last person forgot that I'm switching to ZZ
Also, since the rules of this thread state that you can compliment someone who is not the last person as long as you form it into an insult towards the last person, I will say this:
Zeke Mackay (in post #618) is backed up in what he says, and since he said you quoted him for no reason, you don't get this thread.

 

[Zeke Mackay]

Last person keeps talking about "the rules of this thread" saying he can compliment himself. These rules do not exist