Dad Jokes

[LeafeonSage]

I'll start:
Q: Wanna know why I hate high frequency noises?
A: It hertz

 

[Lord_Oscar]

Q: What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A: A waist of time!

 

[Abram Grimsley]

The only way to unlock a computer is with a KEYboard!

 

[Puzzle Maniac]

Q: What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A: A waist of time!

Would Moyu Super Weilong Watches and Qiyi Clocks work?

 

[Isaiah Scott]

Q: what do you classify a skewb as?
A: sh*t

 

[Bingus cuber]

This should probably be in off-topic. With that said,
I gave up my seat to a blind man on the bus.
That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.

 

[Fred]

Did you hear about the crisis in Germany? Residents are being advised to stock up on sausages and cheese. Chancellor Scholz declared, "This is the Wurst Käse scenario."