Cubing Ducks

EarthyCubing said:
There is still hope.

If we try hard enough,we can beat them.

It is not too late.

You can join antiducks
There is actually thread for it.
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I'm pro-duck. This was a rallying cry. Duck gang glorious
If you don't understand the song, replace 'sheep' with 'duck'.
Ducks will win.

Also, message #400.

Los patos será ganar.
Die Enten wollen gewinnen.

"Wow" in German is "Beeindruckend", but no more.
Beeinduckend.
 
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White KB said:
I don't actually know why I found that funny.
...
I would change my profile pic, but there's a law somewhere saying that I have to wait 3 1/2 years to change my profile pic every time I want to, or else I can't ever have a dog again, and also can't open windows or operate lawnmowers or use hammers.
...
The point is, the ducks will take over everything.
They will put duck logos on our cubes.
They will make duck 2x2s.
They will replace the WCA logo with the WDA logo.
They will make a duck anthem.
They will replace all images of hatred with pictures of their sacred symbol.
They will consecrate this land against oppression.
They will emanate rays of peace.
Human society will become a duck society.
Their kindness will shatter the reign of the cat forever.
The ducks will replace the dove in world peace meetings.
Dog people will become duck people.
Cat people will become dog people, and then become duck people by proxy.
The duckroll will replace the rickroll and regain its proper place in society.
DR in FMC will become Duck Reduction.
The "d" word will no longer exist, and instead, if you say "duck" in a sentence it will automatically make it better.
People will use the Frieduck, Duff, or ZD (Zbigniew-Duckowski) method.
No longer will there be more plastic flamingoes than real ones. Instead, they will paint all their fake flamingo flams a faded white color, therefore making more ducks than flamingoes.
The Baby Shark Song will no longer be the most viewed video on YouTube, and will instead give rise to The Duck Song.
Ducks will win every game of chess, even if they're not playing, due to an ancient rule of chess stating that if a duck has ever touched a specific chess set, then they can announce victory on any and all games they choose, regardless of whether or not they actually played chess.
Ducks will become more common pets in Minecraft than cats.
Minecraft will become Duckcraft.
Ducks will permeate society, and also permute it.
Ducks will orient society.
Ducks will solve society.
Ducks will win.
Need I say more? I duck think so.
Don't call me a quack. Or maybe do. I won't take it as an insult.
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So when will mehta be duckta? or maybe, Ducktilus? reducktion? DuckYau? and maybe......Waterduck.
 
Melvintnh327 said:
Sorry but I had to leave the ducks...
I missed my old pfp too much...
This pfp I'm using rn is temporary, and I'll change it tomorrow.
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It's ok. I haven't changed mine*, and I fully support the ducks.

EDIT: *By which I mean, It's ok. I hadn't changed mine as of the initial posting of this message, and I fully support the ducks.
 
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the dnf master said:
remember where your loyalties should lie.
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Yield to the Duck side.
DNF MasterF.jpg
 
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Neatcubing said:
I swear this is what math looks like

Nooo don't!Join the Antiducks Side
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Well, it's from an actual program that you can run on a TI-83/84/+/CE calculator.
(That means TI-83, TI-84, TI-83+, TI-84+, etc.)
It took me an hour to write... I'm pretty proud of it, actually.
And yes, it is math, but only a little bit.
It's just saying for the randomness to generate the same thing every time the program is run, then clearing a string (the thing that can hold text).
It says "Yielding..." to the user, and adds a new, pseudorandom character to the string, which happens to be specifically engineered so that it will output "Give in to the Duckside." It does this 26 times, in order to complete the message, and then gives it to the user.
So, long story short, ducks win. 👍🦆
 
White KB said:
Well, it's from an actual program that you can run on a TI-83/84/+/CE calculator.
(That means TI-83, TI-84, TI-83+, TI-84+, etc.)
It took me an hour to write... I'm pretty proud of it, actually.
And yes, it is math, but only a little bit.
It's just saying for the randomness to generate the same thing every time the program is run, then clearing a string (the thing that can hold text).
It says "Yielding..." to the user, and adds a new, pseudorandom character to the string, which happens to be specifically engineered so that it will output "Give in to the Duckside." It does this 26 times, in order to complete the message, and then gives it to the user.
So, long story short, ducks win. 👍🦆
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Thanks for the explanation i guess(still don't get it)
 
The Duck Prophecy has been discovered. Now with the prophecy we can invade the forums once and for all.

The Duck Prophecy

The Duck Revolution is underway
The Ducks will rule
The humans fray
Four special ducks will lead the way
They will unite
And conquer the day
The very first duck will be one of the four
The one who holds a Tengyun core
The Duck who mains a Qiyi MS
Will also join the quadruple conquest
The Duck who discoveries this prophecy
Will join the four, (hey, that's me!)
The Duck who has a petrus quest
Will be the last in this conquest
Together these four ducks will unite
And lead the ducklings in this fight
But in end only one duck will remain
He will ensure the ducks will reign
But listen now for I attest
Only this duck can save the rest
His identity remains unknown
His prophecy is set in stone
 
MJbaka said:
The Duck Prophecy has been discovered. Now with the prophecy we can invade the forums once and for all.

The Duck Prophecy

The Duck Revolution is underway
The Ducks will rule
The humans fray
Four special ducks will lead the way
They will unite
And conquer the day
The very first duck will be one of the four
The one who holds a Tengyun core
The Duck who mains a Qiyi MS
Will also join the quadruple conquest
The Duck who discoveries this prophecy
Will join the four, (hey, that's me!)
The Duck who has a petrus quest
Will be the last in this conquest
Together these four ducks will unite
And lead the ducklings in this fight
But in end only one duck will remain
He will ensure the ducks will reign
But listen now for I attest
Only this duck can save the rest
His identity remains unknown
His prophecy is set in stone
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How is that so GOOD?
 
Scollier said:
How is that so GOOD?
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Because it should
Poetry
As you can see
Is dazzlingly
Easy

And it sounds good, so win-win.

Wait, I have a TengYun core. Will I become the final duck? It would be breaking the laws, but maybe there's a way...
 
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