Cube pickuplines

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adragast said:
Arnaud, you are such a seducer !
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I will take that as a compliment, thank you :)


When I was "sub 20" years old I had a game with some friends for making up the most horrible pickuplines. I forgot most of them, but these are some of the worst:

How would you like your egg when we wake up tomorrow? Boiled or fertilized?
How about the two of us having some pizza now and sex afterwards? Or don't you like pizza?
Normally I charge by the hour, but for you it's free.
 
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Some more real ones related to the cube:
"Nobody would be able to cheat at blindfolded with you in the room because your beauty would actually blind everyone"
"You just moved my center"
"You made me violate the regulations. I couldn't resist using pictures of you instead of stickers"
"You look stunning. Seriously, I am doing 0 mps and this is not inspection."
"I am not like all the regular stickers you have met before. I will stick with you like cubesmith tiles"

And the best way to pick up a girl I used in my "younger years":
Just tell a girl that you would like to have her phonenumber so you can call her to do something fun that night.
Does that really work? Yes, it did. I had about 50% succesratio and only got fake/wrong phonenumbers every once in a while.

I hope someone else will also post some pickuplines. Getting some from the female point of view would be expecially appreciated.
 
Ok... from the female point of view:

I realize you guys are talking in jest, but the best one I've read on this thread is actually the last: asking for a phone number so you can call her to do something fun. Girls are much more impressed by someone who is interested in *her* than in someone who wants to show off what *he* can do.

Still, I have to admit - I found badmephisto's line intriguing:

"I'm master of advanced fingertricks..."
 
Arnaud, you're great. This one is one of the best:
"Nobody would be able to cheat at blindfolded with you in the room because your beauty would actually blind everyone"
 
shelley said:
I already feel an inexplicable urge to give him my phone number :P
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Already:confused: After so many lines I would be really disappointed if none would work. If you are done playing hard to get, could you send me a Personal Message ;)

http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/speedsolvingrubikscube/message/14728
When I came back, a yellow rose was placed on my desk. I'm getting
kinda scared now...
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Why would a yellow rose scare anyone?

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AvGalen said:
"You just moved my center"
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I'm not even sure what that means, but that's really damn funny :)
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I meant it to mean two things that are quite hard to translate to english:
1. A mixture between "you move me" and "you affect my heart" (heart = center of feelings, not center of body)
2. "You understand everything about me and do the impossible"

KoenHeltzel said:
When she wants to dye her hair: "But honey, the new color scheme is gonna throw me way off!"

(not a pick-up line.. sorry ;))
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I consider that a very nice pick-up line. Pick-up lines are not just for first meetings. They can be used in an already existing relation too.

Keep them coming guys and especially girls!

Loving: "You are the core that keeps me from falling to pieces"
Dirty: "If you think this is hard, you don't realize what you do to me"
Inside joke: "You are definitely a type A"
Bedside joke: "inspection first, then put a cover on top, place both hands on start buttons, remove cover, start moving"
Playfull: "You are such a pretty pattern"
Showing off: "I have tried 5 before. I finished the first two, but the last 3 were DNF's. I am sure that if we practise a lot we could do 15/15."
 
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Dene said:
I insist Mr. van Galen has done this before :p .
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I don't understand what you mean by that.
If you mean that I have made up pickup lines before then you are right. I used to do that I lot like I told before in this topic.
If you mean that I have made up cube pickup lines before, you are wrong.

However, I must admit that I like making them up. It is just a shame that not all of them translate well to English.

Here's a daily dose for all of you to enjoy:

"You are the silicone spray that makes my heart go faster"
"If all clocks strike twelve, will you disappear and leave me a glass mule"
"I didn't know there were round misses in cubing?"
"Let's make Magic together"
"Or are you better at 'ball in hand'"
"I always say that I could have done even better if I didn't have to stop after an hour"
 
AvGalen said:
If you mean that I have made up cube pickup lines before, you are wrong.
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Oh well, nevermind. You obviously have an extremely creative imagination. Where do you ge them all from??!

How about (I'm not sure if someone has said something similar):

"Mine's modded so that it can go extra fast!"
 
I get them from looking around me (just saw the clock and a shoe) and from past experiences (at worlds Tyson talked about replacing Magic with ball-in-hat, but I misunderstood and heard ball-in-hand)

Last ones for today:
Would you mind if I made the first move? Actually I will do that 24 more times but after that it is your turn.
What do you mean you are a lesbian? Oh, you mean misoriented.
 
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