Cube pickuplines

[Swordsman Kirby]

I still like Jason's.

 

[rubiks to the third]

always thinking one insertion ahead girl

 

[pcharles93]

These do not help at all!
I used one and made the mistake of holding my cube while saying it. Now, I'm the only person in history to have a black eye in the shape of a square.

 

[Dene]

Really? If this is true, I want to see it

 

[AvGalen]

"Wow, you look so good....I am going to spend my entire 15 seconds of inspection on you."
"Which cross do you start on"
"Would you like to do a team attempt with me and my friends?"
"Have you watched any of my youtube videos?"
"I can do it with my eyes closed"
"I can do multiple"
"Bigger ones take longer and are more fun"

and one you don't want to use:
"If you give me an hour..................I can probably do it in 35 moves or less"

 

[Dene]

. Mr. van Galen, you have really outdone yourself! lol at the first one !!!

 

[AvGalen]

Some of these actually work!

 

[Harris Chan]

The question is: which ones?

 

[rubiks to the third]

forget girls. i take DIY to the next level.

 

[AvGalen]

The question is: which ones?

That depends on the circumstances and the girl.

I had a very nice meeting 1.5 weekends ago. I was walking my dog in the park. He started playing with a bal in the mud and I started playing with the cube while watching him. A woman kept looking at us and I noticed she paid more attention to me and the cube then to my dog or her dog. She asked me why I sometimes stopped turning and I told her that was because of 15 seconds inspection time. Then I scrambled the cube, looked at her for 15 seconds and solved the cube without inspection time

 

[Dene]

LMAO! Classic, nicely done. But, more importantly, did anything come of it?

 

[AvGalen]

That's to private for this forum Dene. Let's just say I like flirting a lot, but I am not really interested in a relation at the moment. But I am looking forward to seeing her more often.

 

[Dene]

Oooo, so something did come of it. Just bear this in mind Mr. van Galen, you are setting yourself up for a life of misery and no more cubing! Tread carefully .

 

[jackolanternsoup]

Haha this is a cool thread... lol.

 

[AvGalen]

Oooo, so something did come of it. Just bear this in mind Mr. van Galen, you are setting yourself up for a life of misery and no more cubing! Tread carefully .

Wow, you don't need much to draw conclusions and have a very weird view of girls/relations

You do know that Ton Dennenbroek met his wife at a cube tournament and that he is on top of both these lists: http://www.worldcubeassociation.org/results/statistics.php#11 and http://www.worldcubeassociation.org/results/statistics.php#12?

I am feeling creative, so I am adding some more:

"We have just met, please don't turn this into a DNS"

"I am color neutral"

"If you think this is to big, you can always play with Junior"

"I like to inspect as long as possible, fix the cross first, go slow on the first layers, do some orienting, put everything in the right place and I don't mind popping after it's finished"

"If you let me teach you, you will never have to DNF again"

"I can do it left-handed, right-handed, and even with my feet"

"With both hands I am faster"

"I can do this all day, do you want to do it too"

And my personal favorite for when you like 2 girls at the same time (advanced!): "Can I be your M-slice now and maybe your E-slice later?"

 

[Dene]

I didn't draw any conlucsions . Something did come of it right? If you intend to see her again . You seem to be the one thinking along other lines . As for girls/relationships, we all know that one would be EXTREMELY lucky to get away with cubing when there's a partner involved. That is, unless you laid down the law at the start ("my cube comes first" lol).

How about this one: "If I could re-arrange the cube I'd put Blue and Pink together"

 

[badmephisto]

this thread cracks me up. I cannot believe the amount of things we could come up with, some of them just pure genius.

btw a cubing anti-pickup-line: "I'm usually done in sub20."

 

[Dene]

Lol, yea: "I average 12 seconds"

 

[AvGalen]

"I must be the luckiest man alive. There are 43,252,003,274,489,855,999 wrong positions, but I just found the right one and I also found you"

 

[adragast]

Arnaud, you are such a seducer !