Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Daniel Wu]

Granted. But you can't eat it.

I wish for 50 dollars to buy cubes.

 

[JTW2007]

Granted. But you can't eat it.

I wish for 50 dollars to buy cubes.

You declined my Portal reference, so your money is counterfeit.

@ Someone who knows what I'm talking about: I wish for the cake.

 

[Innocence]

Granted. But you can't eat it.

I wish for 50 dollars to buy cubes.

You declined my Portal reference, so your money is counterfeit.

@ Someone who knows what I'm talking about: I wish for the cake.

The cake is a lie!

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

 

[Parity]

Granted. But you can't eat it.

I wish for 50 dollars to buy cubes.

You declined my Portal reference, so your money is counterfeit.

@ Someone who knows what I'm talking about: I wish for the cake.

The cake is a lie!

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

Granted but you will procrastinate on your cubes.
I wish I had a eastsheen 2x2x2

 

[Ranzha]

Granted, but you lost it.

I wish I could go to the Worlds.

 

[waffle=ijm]

Granted but you had to take me with you and you fell out of the plane on your way there. So I went and you died.

I wish for a cupcake.

 

[Innocence]

The cupcake is also a lie

I wish for inner piece

 

[Ranzha]

The cupcake is also a lie

I wish for inner piece

Granted. You get an inner piece of my backpack.

I wish my free-handed roller backpack invention would work right.

 

[waffle=ijm]

Granted! but you died on your previous trip to Worlds, I steal the patents and I make millions.

I wish I had a cake made of cupcakes.

 

[Innocence]

EDIT: Darn you, beaten!

Both ingredients are a lie!

I wish that I could get back to my freakin' homework >.<

 

[JTW2007]

Granted, but you can never come back to this place.

I wish for salsa.

 

[piemaster]

Granted, but you don't have chips to go with it.
I wish only people whose username starts with the letter 'Z' could reply to my wish.

 

[waffle=ijm]

Granted. But I responded so not really.
I wish that my room got colder.

 

[piemaster]

Granted. But I responded so not really.
I wish that my room got colder.

NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! YOU CAN'T reply if you say GRANTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[waffle=ijm]

Granted, but I did reply so still...
I wish piemaster would stop complaining.

 

[JTW2007]

Granted. You take piemaster's place as forum complainer.

I wish for chips AND salsa.

 

[piemaster]

Granted, but I did reply so still...
I wish piemaster would stop complaining.

*whine* If you grant it then you cant reply

 

[waffle=ijm]

Granted. You take piemaster's place as forum complainer.

I wish for chips AND salsa.

granted no corruption. Chips and salsa is a must!
I wish I was good at megaminx.

 

[Thomas09]

Granted, but because the megaminx has sharp pieces, you cut your forefinger off and can no longer do U turns with ease and become bad at the megaminx.

I wish for my 3x3 personal best time to be broken again, this time sub 20.

 

[piemaster]

Granted, but you break the core doing so.
I wish people would listen to my wishes.