Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[JTW2007]

Granted. They listen and then corrupt them anyway.

I wish for a Tomy Pyraminx.

 

[Zeroknight]

Granted, but you forget how to solve it.

I wish that the next poster's wish will not get corrupted.

 

[waffle=ijm]

Granted. But it will be
I wish that Zeroknight's wish came true

 

[Thomas09]

Granted, but then it causes some super destructive time- space paradox that can't be stopped and blows up time and space themselves.

I wish for stuff like that not to happen even though it just did.

 

[fundash]

Granted, but it turns out that the EVERYTHING in the universe is mad up of paradoxes, and so when you do this, you destroy everything, and everyone blames it on you!
I wish my pyraminx will come today.

 

[sub_zero1983]

Granted, but its a hot neon pink color and in pieces.
I wish for nothing to go right

 

[waffle=ijm]

granted, this corruption is part of nothing going right.
I wish for a hot neon pink colored cube.

 

[fundash]

Granted, but its my pyraminx that i forwarded to you, it has been melted into a cube shape!
I wish for some chocolate!

 

[Thomas09]

Granted, but it tastes like plastic because it was in the room as your cubes.

I wish that I had Frank Morris' powers.

 

[fundash]

Granted, but you get bored with cubing after awile.
I wish Thomas09 made sense when he granted my wish...
EDIT: he edited it...

 

[Thomas09]

Granted, but sense to me is a mystery to everyone.

I wish the page had an auto updating feature that would allow us to see new posts in real time.

 

[fundash]

Not granted
I wish i could grant this wish.

 

[d4m4s74]

Granted, but you have to pay the programmer who codes it

I wish Verdes would make a V9 in time for my birthday (October 13th)

 

[ben1996123]

Granted, they make A SINGLE v9, that gets sent to me for free, so you dont get one.

I wish I knew what a 3x3x5 megaminx would look like.

 

[d4m4s74]

granted, you can look, but no touching, EVER

I wish I could have a cigarette, I'm all out and the store's closed

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Granted, but you can't find your lighter.

I wish WC didn't mean toilet in Dutch.

 

[stevethecuber]

granted.
i wish i could solve the gigaminx in sub 1

 

[Yes We Can!]

Granted, but in sub-1 year.

I wish I could buy the Gigaminx tomorrow, for a reasonable price

 

[tlm1992]

granted, but it would be a crappy gigaminx that would brake in 2 days

I wish i could come up with a better wish

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

[off-topic]brake? [/off-topic]
Not reacted to. I hate that kind of wish.

I wish I had a yottaminx.