Corrupt-a-Wish: Cubing Edition

[Forte]

Granted! "Not-granted", as in not turned into Hugh Grant. Downside is that you are not turned into Hugh Grant.

I wish that I had a Greenhill's Dodecahedron.

EDIT: WOW NINJA'D BY 2 PAGES OF POSTS.

 

[calekewbs]

lol yeah you did get ninja'd. Nice coruption btw. lol

 

[Sa967St]

Granted, but you will put jigaloo in it and forget to work it in, causing all the pieces to be glued together

I wish I won't get DNF averages at my next competitions.

granted, but you took it from Sa967St (i think you have a purple cube?)

stay away from my purple cube!!

 

[Novriil]

Granted, but You will DNS all of them

I wish I could get 7x7 sub-10

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Granted, but after that, you realize that 10 hours still isn't that fast.

I wish I could solve a Super-X :fp

 

[ChrisBird]

Granted, but after that, you realize that 10 hours still isn't that fast.

I wish I could solve a Super-X :fp

OHHH DAMN.

I wasn't expecting that! XD

Granted, but then you tell a badly timed 'your mom' joke and get your fingers cut off.

I wish I could repin 6x6s in less then 10 minutes.

 

[IamWEB]

Granted, but it pops 9.99 minutes in.

I wish.... someone else completed this wish.

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Not granted.

I wish people would stop with the confusing wishes about wishes.

 

[Novriil]

granted, but some people don't relize so hard sentence and still post nonsense.

I wish I could get those 3 stackmats soon

 

[elcarc]

granted but they dont work

i wish i had the most subscriibers on youtube

 

[Edmund]

Granted but then your account gets closed!
I wish Summer Reading didn't exist for anyone!

 

[xXdaveXsuperstarXx]

Granted, but now you can never learn anything again.
I wish that someone won't corrupt my wish.
(that was my wish)

 

[Troy2421]

Granted, but you can never visit this site again.
I wish that I could get free diy's and stickers.

 

[nitrocan]

Granted, but your hands will be cut off.

I wish I had 1 tbit internet.

And another wish(corrupt the one above, not this one): I wish that people didn't post stuff like "I wish the corrupter of this wish would not grant me the corruption of this wish which has been ......" !!!

 

[trying-to-speedcube...]

Granted, but your computer would crash.

I wish more people agreed with the wish Nitrocan posted.

 

[IamWEB]

Granted but then your account gets closed!
I wish Summer Reading didn't exist for anyone!

AMEN.

 

[cmhardw]

Granted, but your computer would crash.

I wish more people agreed with the wish Nitrocan posted.

Granted, but just because they agree with it doesn't mean they act on it.

I wish for one single 3x3x3 corner piece.

 

[calekewbs]

granted, but it doesn't have a cap on it.

 

[ben1996123]

I wish that calekewbs made a wish so I could corrupt it.

 

[calekewbs]

granted, but someone beat you to it!

I wish that someone other than ben199123 would corrupt this.