Clock_Enthusiast
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What on God's green Earth is Grandmapoca[*]lypse
1000 ways to destroy a 3x3
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THE_V01DL0RD
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Grandmapocalypse
The Grandmapocalypse is an in-game event that affects both the 1.0 Update of the game, as well as the pre-update version. It affects the background as well as the appearance of the game window and causes spawning of Wrinklers and Wrath cookies. Once "One Mind" is purchased, the Grandmapocalypse...
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Chicken-Cuber
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128 put it on a highway
129 remove the core
130 wait 1000 years for the plastic to finally decompose
131 give it to many magnets to where it explodes (I’m looking at you moyu)
129 remove the core
130 wait 1000 years for the plastic to finally decompose
131 give it to many magnets to where it explodes (I’m looking at you moyu)
THE_V01DL0RD
Legend
nah, GAN's the type of company to release a extra magnetic phone for the magnetic app for your magnetic smart cube.
Chicken-Cuber
Veteran
They both are
Caleb Valenzuela
Legend
make your smart cube overheat
notjamestack
Regular
134:
Hey, who is knocking at my door?
OH GOD IT'S AN INTRUDER, UH,
*throws cube out of the window*
Oh. It wasn't an intruder. Whoops.
Hey, who is knocking at my door?
OH GOD IT'S AN INTRUDER, UH,
*throws cube out of the window*
Oh. It wasn't an intruder. Whoops.
notjamestack
Regular
We already did stuff up to 133 lol.
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Here’s what ChatGPT recommends
135. The “DIY Method”: Take it apart piece by piece, but make sure you tell everyone you’re “solving” it. Bonus points if you say, “I’m just innovating the design.”
136. The Overachiever: Solve it perfectly, then keep twisting it until the colors blend together into an abstract masterpiece, saying, “It’s… a modern art interpretation of chaos.”
137. The Frustrated Gamer: Toss it into the air, yell “I’m done!” and then let it crash down on the floor while you dramatically collapse on the couch. “Victory!” you say, though you haven’t even solved it.
138. The Sledgehammer: Approach the cube with all the seriousness of a mechanic repairing a car. Grab a tiny hammer (or a really big one) and “just tap it” to loosen up those tight corners. Shrapnel of color follows.
139. The Unwanted Hug: Try to hug it so tightly that the cube “gives up” and collapses under the pressure. “I’m not mad, I’m just trying to love you,” you say, but it’s already in pieces.
135. The “DIY Method”: Take it apart piece by piece, but make sure you tell everyone you’re “solving” it. Bonus points if you say, “I’m just innovating the design.”
136. The Overachiever: Solve it perfectly, then keep twisting it until the colors blend together into an abstract masterpiece, saying, “It’s… a modern art interpretation of chaos.”
137. The Frustrated Gamer: Toss it into the air, yell “I’m done!” and then let it crash down on the floor while you dramatically collapse on the couch. “Victory!” you say, though you haven’t even solved it.
138. The Sledgehammer: Approach the cube with all the seriousness of a mechanic repairing a car. Grab a tiny hammer (or a really big one) and “just tap it” to loosen up those tight corners. Shrapnel of color follows.
139. The Unwanted Hug: Try to hug it so tightly that the cube “gives up” and collapses under the pressure. “I’m not mad, I’m just trying to love you,” you say, but it’s already in pieces.
Caleb Valenzuela
Legend
sledgehammer taken literally
Puzzle Maniac
Veteran
- 140: Quantum Tunneling Method: Place the Rubik's Cube in a high-tech microwave and set it to "Quantum" mode. While it's spinning at an impossible speed, it will break down into quantum particles and exist in a state of “both solved and unsolved simultaneously” before completely vanishing, like Schrödinger’s Rubik’s Cube. All that remains is a small ripple in spacetime and a confusing residue of half-completed colors.
- 141: Rubik's Cube Karaoke: Set up a microphone and speakers, and then prepare a song for the Cube. Treat the Rubik’s Cube like a singing contestant and have it sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen. As it hits the high notes, it starts to shake uncontrollably. At the final climax of the song, the Cube shatters in a melodic explosion of colors, its tiny cubes spiraling through the air as though they’re escaping the sorrow of their constraints.
- 142: Emotional Overload Therapy: Sit the Rubik's Cube down and give it a heartfelt pep talk. Tell it that it’s “not defined by its colors” and that “there’s more to life than just being solved.” You’ll see its layers crumble in front of your eyes as it sheds its rigid structure and collapses into a single, emotional puddle of mixed-up pieces, still processing its identity crisis.
- 143: Cube Time Travel Paradox: Use an old-fashioned VHS tape recorder to record the Rubik's Cube’s movements. Then, play the tape in reverse while the Cube is spinning. The tape gets caught in a temporal feedback loop, and suddenly the Cube is both solved and unsolved in a paradox that creates a time warp, causing it to disassemble into a pre-cubed state of total obliteration. (You’ll probably never find all the pieces again.)
- 144: Molecular Cooking Technique: Using a high-end blender, carefully toss the Rubik's Cube into it, but instead of simply blending it, treat the Cube like an exotic fruit. Add a splash of existential angst and a teaspoon of confusion. Set the blender to "Transcendental Vortex," and as it swirls, the Cube will cease to exist in its former state, transforming into an abstract puree of plastic and disjointed colors, best served with a side of philosophical reflection.
Tony Fisher
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Or we could actually destroy the cubes?
This video contains-
1. Drop a Melon onto a cube.
2. Drop a strip light onto a cube.
3. Sledge hammer on a Fisher Cube.
4. Dropping a 5x5x5 from great height.
5. Drop a pumpkin onto a cube.
This video contains-
1. Drop a Melon onto a cube.
2. Drop a strip light onto a cube.
3. Sledge hammer on a Fisher Cube.
4. Dropping a 5x5x5 from great height.
5. Drop a pumpkin onto a cube.
THE_V01DL0RD
Legend
strip light went boiing
150. Drop it in lava
151. Give it to your dog
152. Let a non-cuber attempt to turn the cube fast (I let my friend use my 2x2 and it popped from him trying to turn it fast)
153. Smash it with a sledgehammer
154. Throw it in your garbage disposal
155. Lube it with ocean water
156. Drop it in the sand
157. Die at 99% in Geometry Dash and rage quit and throw your computer at your cube
158. Run over it with a truck
159. Jump on it with your bare feet
160. Throw your fridge at it
151. Give it to your dog
152. Let a non-cuber attempt to turn the cube fast (I let my friend use my 2x2 and it popped from him trying to turn it fast)
153. Smash it with a sledgehammer
154. Throw it in your garbage disposal
155. Lube it with ocean water
156. Drop it in the sand
157. Die at 99% in Geometry Dash and rage quit and throw your computer at your cube
158. Run over it with a truck
159. Jump on it with your bare feet
160. Throw your fridge at it
THE_V01DL0RD
Legend
161. put it on trial for 1st degree murder where it will get the death penalty
162. Use it as a Bop it
163. Give it to Lil Gnar and say its galaxy gas
164. Try to land a backflip on it
165. Arson
166. Give it to @Tony Fisher who will proceed to use his special attack: 2x2 barrage. He throws somewhere between 10-50 2x2s and each 2x2 does 10 damage.
167. Tell Goku the cube is really strong
168. Spill syrup on it(happened to my old pyra. somehow still usable but way slower.)
169. Throw oranges at it
170. June 6th, 1944, Normandy Beach, France
162. Use it as a Bop it
163. Give it to Lil Gnar and say its galaxy gas
164. Try to land a backflip on it
165. Arson
166. Give it to @Tony Fisher who will proceed to use his special attack: 2x2 barrage. He throws somewhere between 10-50 2x2s and each 2x2 does 10 damage.
167. Tell Goku the cube is really strong
168. Spill syrup on it(happened to my old pyra. somehow still usable but way slower.)
169. Throw oranges at it
170. June 6th, 1944, Normandy Beach, France
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cranberryjuice
Veteran
My feet would be destroyed as well!
cranberryjuice
Veteran
171. Personal experience: give it to your 8 year old little brother (or bother!) and watch in horror as he drops it (your only 3X3) from the second floor, plummeting to the ground and exploding on the hardwood floor.
(Side note: I somehow managed to super glue it back together, in a somewhat functioning state, but it's slower than an 80's name brand Rubik's cube. It'll never be a speed cube again, but it looks good as a shelf queen. I bought a GAN 356 to replace it.)
(Side note: I somehow managed to super glue it back together, in a somewhat functioning state, but it's slower than an 80's name brand Rubik's cube. It'll never be a speed cube again, but it looks good as a shelf queen. I bought a GAN 356 to replace it.)
Bababooey6969
Regular
I will be going to the Dominican Republic as part of a program
We will not have any electronic devices for the entire time there, and I planned on bringing cubes for entertainment
This is actually good to know
cranberryjuice
Veteran
I brought cubes to the DR last summer and it was fine, I wouldn't sweat it.
LeafeonSage
Regular
70: Black hole
71: Have it in Uno Show 'em No Mercy and get stacked +10's
71: Have it in Uno Show 'em No Mercy and get stacked +10's
