1000 signs you are a noob at cubing

[cuber314159]

Can we get 1000 signs you are a noob at cubing?

 

[Mastermind2368]

1. When you want this to turn into a roast war of usernames.
2. When you don't post any reasons why you are a noob at cubing in the thread you made.

 

[Matt11111]

3. When you don't cube much for a few months and all of a sudden forgot how to do a few G perms and OLLs

 

[Micah Walker]

4. When you put vaseline in your cube.

 

[cuber314159]

5. When your solve count is 1
6. When you constantly need someone to repeat the a perm to you
7. When you use youcandothecube algorithm code
8. When you are @Mastermind2368
9. When you learn full coll when averaging 35

 

[mDiPalma]

10. when you use cfop

 

[Competition Cuber]

11. When you computer goes to sleep during a 7x7 solve (mine actually did this- I use a stackmat then enter the times in manually.)
12. When you are @Moonwink Cuber

 

[cuber314159]

13. When you don't think you are slow
14. When you are pleased with a sub 1 minute solve
15. When you think that using CFOP( with 2lll) is noonish
16. When you are @mDiPalma

 

[makmayo845]

17. When you use a Rubik's brand

 

[Tyler Robinson]

18. When you worship Feliks
19. When you think the G Perms are actually the worst PLLs

 

[cuber314159]

20. When your perm is a perm u perm
21. When you don't even know that's what you are doing
22. When you do the a perm with the two correct positioned corner facing towards you giving you a e,n,v or y perms
23. When you envy my e,n,v and y perm executions
24. When you think I'm good at cubing
25. When you think @Tyler Robinson is a good cuber

 

[CarterK]

26. When @Tyler Robinson fails skewb NAR and you "do the same thing"

 

[WillyTheWizard]

27. You act like a non cuber. 28. You are last in your 3x3 round 1. 29. You love 2x2 diy kits 30. DNF is ur pb.

 

[EpiCuber]

31. You use a new plastic dayan as your main

 

[WillyTheWizard]

32. You don’t know what sune is. 33 You dont know what oll is. 34 you dont know what pll is 35 you dont know what f2l is. 36. You cant get the cross correct. 37. You don’t know what moyu is.

 

[Mellis Ferton]

38. When your pb is 21 seconds on a rubiks brand

 

[cuber314159]

39. When you can't work out what an antisune is
40. When you can't do a ua perm but can do a ub perm
41. Repeat last one but ub and ua switched
42. When you can't tell the difference between a gb perm and an aa perm

 

[CarterK]

43. When you're polish and you don't have a sub 3 official skewb average

 

[WillyTheWizard]

44. You know 3x3 but dont know 2x2

 

[Piotr Grochowski]

45. When you figure out you need to rotate top layer appropriately to get a corner 3-cycle on 2x2
46. When you can't do this because of what real cubers call "diagonal corner swap"
47. When you keep forgetting OLL parity on 4x4
48. When you pretend the 4x4 is a 4x4 floppy cube to solve PLL parity instead of memorizing algorithm for that
49. When you learn full PLL while still having an about 80 seconds time
50. When some of your PLLs are crappy because of this (you wanted easy to remember algs)
51. When you learn to solve big cubes instead of progressing on 3x3 time